Transformers general thread - Toy Robot men based on giant robots based on previously mentioned toys about said robots

Shockwave said:
Does anyone know of any lolcows within the Transformer's fandom? I have only managed to find one LARPer, but nothing more. To be honest, I must not have dug deep enough to find any remarkable user.

Forgive me if this is not the appropriate thread to post this question, I did not know where else to post it.​
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Optibotimus AKA Paul

Coke promotion that earned him a C&D cause he wasn’t actually being sponsored, getting fucked with at Botcon cause madlads left fatty porn out in front of his hotel room, gave himself cataracts by using studio lights as normal lights, goes out in public dressing like Tony Stark, had the gall to diss Peter Cullen while praising the cast of ROTB, always responds to trolls and is constantly hemorrhaging money.
 
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Humble Architect said:
Optibotimus AKA Paul

Coke promotion that earned him a C&D cause he wasn’t actually being sponsored, getting fucked with at Botcon cause madlads left fatty porn out in front of his hotel room, gave himself cataracts by using studio lights as normal lights, goes out in public dressing like Tony Stark, had the gall to diss Peter Cullen while praising the cast of ROTB, always responds to trolls and is constantly hemorrhaging money.
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Don't forget about his family issues in the past that were all caused by him.
 
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Humble Architect said:
Optibotimus AKA Paul

Coke promotion that earned him a C&D cause he wasn’t actually being sponsored, getting fucked with at Botcon cause madlads left fatty porn out in front of his hotel room, gave himself cataracts by using studio lights as normal lights, goes out in public dressing like Tony Stark, had the gall to diss Peter Cullen while praising the cast of ROTB, always responds to trolls and is constantly hemorrhaging money.
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you remind me that he thought his then girlfriend thought she got an abortion because he found a bloody napkin in the trash.
what stupid fuck do you need to be to post that shit.
 
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Raiken said:
you remind me that he thought his then girlfriend thought she got an abortion because he found a bloody napkin in the trash.
what stupid fuck do you need to be to post that shit.
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She was wise to abort his spawn if so. There’s also his one-sided feud with Jobby, which exists purely because of his psychotic jealousy.

Paul is TF’s DSP, been around since the start, has nothing to show for it, poor money management, remarkably low IQ, jealousy, self-inflicted lifelong medical issues and contstantly brings it on himself. He’s usually on the TF general in /toy/ fighting the a-logs, never learning.

His dissing of Peter Cullen is his worst though, this petty Californian having the audacity to insult Peter Cullen while fishing for points by praising the mongrel cast of ROTB.
 
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Shockwave said:
Does anyone know of any lolcows within the Transformer's fandom? I have only managed to find one LARPer, but nothing more. To be honest, I must not have dug deep enough to find any remarkable user.

Forgive me if this is not the appropriate thread to post this question, I did not know where else to post it.​
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Does Lindsay Ellis count? She made a few videos analyzing the Michael Bay Transformers movies, claims to be a Transformers fan, & her scifi YA romance series was essentially her serial numbers filed-off Starscream x OC TFP fanfic. (I summarized said book series over on her subreddit; Lindsay's writing goes off the deep end halfway through book 2, and book 3 ends with lawyer-friendly Starscream knockoff & his Mary Sue human companion planning a Turner Diaries-style "Day of the Rope" to save the America government from the influence of underground dwelling baby eating reptilians secretly trying to take over the world. Post-cancelation Lindsay kinda went full Candace Owens, but I digress...)
 
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Does everybody remember the Star Wars crossover that Transformers had? Because if some of you did, there's a new collaborative coming out in Walmart.
 
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Soundwave would be a mute observer, only ever really saying something if it's important to the thread (like a certain lolcow filing a lolsuit or new information being revealed that wasn't known before). I could also see Starscream alogging Soundwave's profile about various things, but Soundwave doesn't respond and just retaliates with MATI and trashcan stickers which infuriates Starscream even more
 
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Blonrad Blurze said:
Any of the Insecticons.
Literally bug-men.
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Bombshell would do gay ops and 4d chess trolling, probably getting to a point where Gears would sue him and fifty other unidentified trolls, eventually being ordered by the judge to pay Bombshell damages.

Shrapnel likes to see people squirm so he’d build a folder of nudes, from which he’d put onto postcards and mail to his target’s family

Kickback would run a shitcoin alongside Swindle
 
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Starscream's Loyalty said:
The Coneheads would be shitting up the thread with their autistic obsessions, then get threadbanned.

Jazz would use this thread to dox their current location for the Autobots. Or just for shits and giggles.

Which Autobots do you think would use the farms? I mentioned the meister himself already.
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Elita in the Salon, probably getting a kick off mocking the fat women of Optimus’ stupid backwater adopted homeworld.

Prowl would be here, undoubtedly, except he’d use the gay politics threads.

Jackpot would’ve been a Bossman ethusiast, arguing the correct ways to gamble in the thread. Then he’d get drunk and shit up threads.

Devcon would be here, he’s an edgy boy, he also has his own personal lolcow, Slizardo

Warpath would be here, if only to discuss guns
 
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