Trash island in the ocean. Why don't scientists just throw the trash away?

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Why hasn't anyone thought of that?

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

probably water or something

 

[DankSmoker]

Because the royal family resides there!

 

[Merchmongler]

NUKE IT!

 

[Swine Schwein]

Trash belongs into fire where it dies, not in an ocean where it just gets wet and gains +500% fire resistance. We fucked it up and now we have to throw the ocean in a fucking volcano

 

[Spud]

Because the royal family resides there!

The British left India centuries ago my dude.

 

[Aunt Carol]

If it floats, someone can lash it together properly and live on it. Compost organic waste until there's soil. Use appropriate pieces of trash to build shelter; use others to make big nets that "catch" more trash to add to the mass of the reclaimed island.

It's either going to look like Waterworld or Katamari Damacy, depending on how bleached-out the colors are.

 

[DankSmoker]

If it floats, someone can lash it together properly and live on it. Compost organic waste until there's soil. Use appropriate pieces of trash to build shelter; use others to make big nets that "catch" more trash to add to the mass of the reclaimed island.

It's either going to look like Waterworld or Katamari Damacy, depending on how bleached-out the colors are.

It could be like that hippie commune Rose Island, just with less cocaine, probably the same amount of stds.

 

[Lazy Printer]

Who would trow away trash in perfect conditions? That's insanity.

 

[Aunt Carol]

It could be like that hippie commune Rose Island, just with less cocaine, probably the same amount of stds.

Hey, let's at least set our sights for Sealand.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Who would trow away trash in perfect conditions? That's insanity.

Umm, garbage men waste disposal technicians obviously. It's their job.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

where would they put the trash

 

[Drip Torch]

Who is going to pay for that? Where would it all go? Now if there was a way to send it all to SEAnigger land and having turned into cheap chinky made sweatshop clothing.

 

[Moths]

Because no one wants to touch wet trash ewww

 

[Not Really Here]

They make money researching the fact it exists, and the effects on the local environment.

 

[Sean Shemmy]

They have to get to the trash first and then take it to WHO KNOWS WHERE to throw some of it away.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

1. Put all the trash in a giant garbage bag
2. Throw it away

It's literally that simple.

 

[gorgoroth7134]

trash island has the same right to exist as other islands

 

[Joshua Connor Tomar]

It could be like that hippie commune Rose Island, just with less cocaine, probably the same amount of stds.

I've been watching you for quite awhile now.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Some asshole put a bunch of trash in the can while we where changing the bag so we had to resort to the trash island while we mustered the strength and mental energy to flip the trash can to dump it. Sure we might have put it off for a little to long because it's just such a pain the ass but what fucking retard can't wait THE 5 GODDAMN SECONDS FOR ME TO CHANGE THE FUCKING BAG, christ.