True to Caesar
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What in the name of Caesar did you just fucking say about me, you little profligate? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my division in Caesar's Legion, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on NCR military bases, and I have over 300 confirmed slayings. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top Centurion in all of Caesar's Legion. You are nothing to me but just another savage tribal. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over this Robco server? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Frumentarii across the Mojave Wasteland and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the wrath of Mars, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, profligate. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Caesar's Legion and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the core region, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will excrete fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, profligate.