Tweaker Appreciation Thread

[Staticness]

I love tweakers shitting up anywhere I go shopping and not being prosecuted.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Who?


Oh! Then call the police!

 

[Dialtone]

Whip out your glock and tell them to kick rocks homeboy.

 

[Staticness]

Who?
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Oh! Then call the police!

The police shuffle them along. They're back next week, unprosecuted.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

It's okay bro. Take a deep breath. Flex the muscles in your neck. Crack all your knuckles. Relax and rotate your wrists. Run your hands through your hair. Feel all the sensations. Scratch your back by rubbing against the back rest of your chair if you adjust yourself in the seat just right. Cross your legs, then do it the other way around, then uncross them again. Swing your jaw around. Just chill bro.

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

Who?
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Oh! Then call the police!

That you've made it this far in life not knowing what a tweaker is makes me more jealous than you'll ever know.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Have you considered moving out of the ghetto?

And you should appreciate tweakers since they're some of the most efficient workers around. Just pump them up with meth then set them loose, they'll have a whole house stripped of its copper piping in like an hour.

 

[We Are The Witches]

That you've made it this far in life not knowing what a tweaker is makes me more jealous than you'll ever know.

Some slang words in English escape me, as it's not my first language.