TwitchCon - Jump into a foam square pit, break your spine and much more for the views!

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TwitchCon is a convention for the lolcow generator livestream platform Twitch. Its been going on since 2015, but notably in 2022 it has become quite the train wreck.

Among other things a pornstar turned streamer named Adriana Chechik broke her back and had to get a rod shoved inside of her after leaping into a foam square pit.
 
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Hasan Piker also got pissy because people keep asking him if he’s gonna fight Sam Hyde.
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There were also at least three other major injuries with the foam pit, the lady that broke her back on three was just the worst one.
 
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Twitchcon is no good, nothing good ever happens when you get these kinds of people together. I've never once heard a story come out of Twitchcon and been like "That's nice, hearing that has made my day better".

If you're going to hang out with people do it at a home and garden convention; if Idubbbz had met his future wife there instead his life wouldn't be where it is now.
 
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On one hand, I wish these "social media conventions" would die off and be left forgotten. But on the other hand, it leads to some hilariously embarassing shit like this to view.
 
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Sonic from IP2 shows up and gets one of the twichcon workers to chimp on him.


proof he works there
 
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What exactly happens in these events apart from the drugs and sex? Because the orgies are a non-official thing, what is the excuse of the organizers for the event to exist then?
 
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As with every single e-celeb gathering/crossover or whatever, i can't imagine just how much ego and narcissism is bottled up in one place

Just imagine that shit, every single streamer there walking around with their phone pointing at themselves, all of them seeking protagonism, screaming and looning around to try and catch all the viewers, hoping to join up with some other faces to try and mooch their public as well...

Jesus Christ it sounds like a nightmare
 
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Twitch is fascinating to me. Started as a platform for losers to interact with faggots who played games.
Then it evolved into a platform for losers to interact with their favourite coom material.
I enjoyed the thot wars, the poki scandals and whenever some washed up pornstar thinks she's more then a cock holster.
If someone has channels that clip the wonderful sewage foam that is twitch, I will be most thankful. (used to look at ItsAGundam for twitch thot updates, but he started doing gay shit like marvel and tiktok)
 
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Raging Capybara said:
What exactly happens in these events apart from the drugs and sex? Because the orgies are a non-official thing, what is the excuse of the organizers for the event to exist then?
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The organizers use it to grift money from the sponsors and get a vacation to Sandy Eggo.

The idea is you go and meet people who are interested in similar things; it was much more important (in my opinion) in the Olde Days where you could go to comic con and see and meet people who liked comics. (It's now just a marketing arm of DISNEY/MARVEL™ and sucks dick for cock).

For the streamers it's a chance to "meet fans" but as we can see, nobody actually wants to meet the fans, because the fans as a class are ... classless.
 
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The girl asking is precisely the kind of Tumblr-using, Twitter-screeching, OnlyFans-as-a-source-of-income-because-white-men-won't-hire-me, always-online moron that make up the "fans" at these conventions. The panelist is right: He doesn't want to associate with his viewers because they're all obsessive fanatics.
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That clip is the *perfect* representation of a parasocial relationship through Twitch or whatever other site there is out there:

A sad, pathetic viewer pleading for someone she can identify with, no original thought between the ears, desperate for any friend at all...

...And then you have Baldy McJesus on the panel, looking astonishingly average, emboldened by pure narcissism into saying what every single streamer with a following has in mind when face to face with a viewer

"I like, don't want my viewers to relate to me, cause like, i have like, and this is gonna sound bad, but i have like a God complex, and i do... Believe i am better than most people... Yeah."

Paraphrased, but the delivery remains the same, dude has the charisma of a wet rag, and the eloquence of an amnesiac.

Completely average guy is emboldened by the cash and views of other completely average, lonelier people. Its kinda fascinating, but sad, too
 
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damn, didn't realize what a shitfest this con was. this is what happens when you bring internet people into the real world.

and people are STILL forced to have masks on. no wonder so many passed out.
 
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