Tyson v. Paul - HOW CAN HE SLAP?

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HOW CAN HE SLAP, SIR?
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I'm torn.
Tyson Wins ProsTyson Wins cons
A legend's record is unimpeded by such an unlikable faggotNiggers online will be insufferable
Paul gets his ass beatTyson's last win will be against someone that wasn't even worth his attention
Paul will be called a faggot for losing to a 58 year old, 30 years his senior


Jake Pauls Wins ProsJake Paul Wins Cons
the salt mines will be rife with nigger tearsJake Paul will never shut the fuck up about beating Iron Mike
there will be more salt in the futuremore unwarranted self importance
He will be called a faggot for beating on an old man
 
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Dr. Ricearoni said:
I'm certain Paul wouldn't agree to do any fight that wasn't scripted. This will be a big nothingburger like all his other fights, he's banking on people who want to see his teeth get knocked out buying tickets.
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It is a depressing fact that we live a time where everything is already decided, and everything is predetermined. Both Logan and Jake are industry plants, anyone with a brain can see it, because of connections they get to do what they want, just like so many other plants.

And given this fact I hope that Iron Mike is his 80s self and knocks Jake spark out. I hope that the little bit of reality from my past manifests and gives CTE to my miserable present.
 
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William F. Clinton said:
My prediction?
>Underwhelming first few rounds
>Paul is too slow and uncoordinated
>Tyson gasses himself out way too quick
>Halfway through Round 3 or so Tyson pulls off a decent Hail Mary, wins by decision
>Paul spends 2 weeks like, "bro it was uh such an honor to fight with like such a legend bro"
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Judges hate mike bro, and are easily the most corrupt part of this queer semen slurping sport, the best outcome is a lame and gay tie
 
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Dr. Ricearoni said:
I'm certain Paul wouldn't agree to do any fight that wasn't scripted. This will be a big nothingburger like all his other fights, he's banking on people who want to see his teeth get knocked out buying tickets.
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There's a non-zero chance Mike agreed to a scripted fight, but will lose his mind during the match and start trying. He hasn't historically been the most stable or reliable guy in the heat of the moment. Even at 58, he could absolutely ragdoll Paul if he truly wanted to. Paul is a sideshow boxer who probably wouldn't win most regional Golden Gloves tournaments.

It's kind of like wrestling a circus bear... it's supposed to go a certain way and the bear is supposedly on board, but what if he changes his mind? It is a fucking bear, at the end of the day, much as Mike Tyson is Mike Tyson.
 
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Schwarzwald said:
There's a non-zero chance Mike agreed to a scripted fight, but will lose his mind during the match and start trying. He hasn't historically been the most stable or reliable guy in the heat of the moment.
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Hey man it worked out great for Siegfried and Roy.
 
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