Ubisoft is using subliminal messages in Assassin's Creed to turn gamers into pedophiles

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After reading a glowing review from Polygon I decided to buy the new Assassin's Creed game. Although I've been having a really good time I just noticed something weird. Since I doubt anyone would believe me if I just talked about it I cleverly took a screenshot.

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wtf???? "Age is nothing but a number" is practically the rallying cry of every pedophile in the world. I assumed that maybe it was just a weird fluke like something a disgruntled employee put in to make the company look bad. It's not, trust me, it gets so much worse.

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It's practically spamming the phrase at me. It says it six times, you can count it yourself. I'm sorry but that plows right through coincidence and directly into conspiracy. Although I'm not sure why they're trying to turn gamers into pedophiles I fear its working. Over the past few months I've been having increasingly perverted thoughts about my twelve year old daughter and the only reason I can think of is that Ubisoft is brainwashing me. I'm thinking about replaying Far Cry 5 to see if they did the same thing in that game too.

This is a problem. There are millions of people that have played this game and this could potentially lead to an epidemic of child molestation. I have contacted Ubisoft for comment and they not only refused to answer but they blocked me.
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To me that rings like a mocking of ______ is a social construct, buuuuuuuut

>Polygon
>Pedophile message
>?????

There has to be a link, please go on, we need to dig deeper into this travesty.
 
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