Unofficial Aussie Plantation Moid-Cope and Discussion Thread - or: how I learned to stop worrying and love the THOTs

"Not" Count Dankula

"Not" Count Dankula

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Gentlemen, whilst the man-hate thread and its consequences have been an abundant source of both hilarity and salt for all to witness in the short-term, in the longer-term it will almost certainly have been a disaster for the tempestuous and always-online kiwi race. Neither moids nor foids are without their faults, and the (lower-case) internet has a funny way of surfacing our grievances with one another when we least expect it. However, a grievance without answer will only ever be a lead weight in the hull of any relationship, and if we truly wish to secure the existence of our fellow spergs and a future for kiwi children, we owe it to our fellow retards to parse the unparsable and bridge the unbridgeable; that cosmic gap between foid and moid

I ask not for the foids, or for the moids, but for both of these wretched and wonderful creatures, that we try to identify issues raised in the DMZ, legitimate and illegitimate, and engage the other sex in how the other half lives. All of this so that they can learn to appreciate one another in their wonderful incompleteness.

The foid will never be a moid

The moid will never be a foid

And Null will never be an Italian
 
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HyperboreanRightsActivist said:
Not anymore I heard, mr. dankula
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Sir, I am specifically "Not" Count Dankula. There is nobody on this website who is less Count Dankula than I am. Also got no idea what you're on about

The whole point of this thread is to try to disarm the "gender wars". I think it's an incredibly vacuous way of pitting young people against one another and the best way to combat such a thing is encouraging open discussion between the sexes in a non-judgemental space in which they can openly discuss their concerns with their peers
 
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You know what? Alright
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HyperboreanRightsActivist said:
Sorry to hear that Sue also took your surname and peerage in the divorce, mate...
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The problem with this sort of post is that I don't know how to respond without sounding like a very mad Dankula

You are gay, presumably french (therefore double-gay) and apparently arguing with someone you mistakenly believe to be a cuckold. Unfortunately for you, being french is at least as cucked as however cucked Dankula is
 
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Not Count Dankula said:
The problem with this sort of post is that I don't know how to respond without sounding like a very mad Dankula

You are gay, presumably french (therefore double-gay) and apparently arguing with someone you mistakenly believe to be a cuckold. Unfortunately for you, being french is at least as cucked as however cucked Dankula is
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It's okay, Markus. It's neither gay nor french to cry. The divorce was rough, but you're an absolute mad lad and you have all of us to support you :heart-full:
 
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