URGENT! I listened to Screeching Weasel and now I wanna be a homosexual!!!

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I listened to too much Screeching Weasel and now I want to die in a homosexual last stand. HELP!!!

 

[Hitchhiker]

You need to watch a Fedsmoker compilation and you'll be all good. The Herkster's masculine energy will make you into a true straight American male.