ValiDate - an upcoming (and unsurprisingly racist) visual novel made by SJW's, for SJW's. Currently MIA.

[Dysnomia]

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EDIT: Having seen the full roster I just gotta know; is anybody attracted to these kinds of genetic defectives? They might be attracted to each other, but I don't see the appeal sexually. It said the setting was the Jersey area, so I was expecting at least one Jersey Shore Italian dude, or maybe a Wall Street commuter with a Benzo's addiction, but having that gaunt, sleep-deprived appearance that all the tiktok girls seem to go for these days.

I get it, this game clearly isn't for my tastes, but I was expecting at least one conventionally attractive option here. It's very hard to identify with an MC in a dating sim when you haven't a clue what they intend to do to their genitals.

As a point of order though, I think this game may have been designed for Kiwis at large though.

Yes, you.

If you ever wanted to understand and appreciate the mindset of these people from a dating perspective, and truly experience the neglect and later resentment these people have of normals, you can get it now, right from the author's mouth.

Gotta love how she wears grandpa's pants hiked up to her nipples.

The entire cast is hideous. Way to go trying to represent POCs by making them all as unappealing as possible save for a lone thot who probably turns out to be a tranny anyway.

 

[CHARizard]

Is this real, like this is just a parody right? Nothing about this seems real, also what is with every fucking cartoon tranny looking like a Stephen Universe OC?

 

[Peasant]

Why can't these miscreants just spank it to big titty anime girls like normal people?

 

[Dysnomia]

Making memes of your own game that's not even out is pretty pathetic.

Let's look at some of the devs. Look at these cheeky fuckers, so quirky, so Tumblr.

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The chibi creator profiles are cute. So why do the actual characters have to look so bad?

So let me guess, Pun is non-binary and thinks wearing a trucker hat and plaid shirt makes her look androgynous?

Percy is probably using this as an opportunity to promote her Youtube channel. Gotta love how traditionally cute her chibi is. You would think that as head editor she would want to be represented by a lump of melted wax with turquoise hair, ill-fitting neon clothes and rainbow accessories. Instead she chooses to toe the traditional line by being represented by a cute anime character. Way to promote your message there Percy.

Ace looks like a regular guy with a fro. And is likely male irl. But I could be wrong. That could be T or PCOS chin hair.

Since Oscar's chibi looks so blah and normal, like the MC in a harem anime that you ignore because you are too busy staring at alien girl tits, I am gonna say that he is either a total cuck tool or the weirdest of them all irl. Most likely a FtM or something more neo-trans like a AMAB male presenting trans lesbian non-binary femme. I am sure that exists because it's the current year and this timeline.

What the ever loving fuck does "King of the mixed Chinese dykes" mean? I am gonna assume he is at least part Chinese in order to get away with this without being taken out behind the barn and cancelled.

I am dying to see what these people really look like.

 

[Spedestrian]

Making memes of your own game that's not even out is pretty pathetic.

Let's look at some of the devs. Look at these cheeky fuckers, so quirky, so Tumblr.

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Get a load of their full rogue's gallery:

https://mobile.twitter.com/ValiDateGame/status/1237072078676856833

http://archive.li/C0i1t

They've got:

• 1 Head Developer (not a software developer as far as I can tell, seems more like a project lead)
• 1 Head Editor and 4 Writers
• 1 Head Designer, 1 Designer, and 9 Artists (10 if you count the Music/Graphics guy)
• 1 Head Composer and 2 Musicians
• 1 Head Programmer

So on their 21 person videogame team they've got 1 project lead, 5 writers, 11 artists, 3 musicians, and 1 programmer. I know visual novels are basic bitch shit and there are tons of frameworks that even an retard can use, but one fucking programmer? On a videogame?

These people are so retarded that they make regular SJWs look like Albert Einstein.

 

[Maamtis]

Is this real, like this is just a parody right? Nothing about this seems real, also what is with every fucking cartoon tranny looking like a Stephen Universe OC?

Is this the real life?
Or is this just lunacy?
Caught in a current year.
No escape from this fuckery.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Im sure fellow adults in thier twenties can all agree that this isnt how you fucking dress

Spoiler: Islamic content

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"Captivating like a comet" means having the gravitational pull of one?

 

[RJ MacReady]

Making memes of your own game that's not even out is pretty pathetic.

Let's look at some of the devs. Look at these cheeky fuckers, so quirky, so Tumblr.

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I like how all of the characters are monstrously hideous but 3 of these 4 developer portraits are standard white people faux-anime designs.

 

[moocow]

This is just taking the piss, right?

Love the "on [sic] god, fuck white people" bit in that first character profile. Imagine how many milliseconds it'd take for Patreon to ban an account with artwork that said something like "fuck niggérs" then marvel at the fact that this is not only still up but is probably also explicitly allowed having survived a review triggered by people mashing on the "report" button.

It's getting harder to stay polite about that double standard as I get older...

 

[DumbDude42]

Get a load of their full rogue's gallery:

https://mobile.twitter.com/ValiDateGame/status/1237072078676856833

http://archive.li/C0i1t

They've got:

• 1 Head Developer (not a software developer as far as I can tell, seems more like a project lead)
• 1 Head Editor and 4 Writers
• 1 Head Designer, 1 Designer, and 9 Artists (10 if you count the Music/Graphics guy)
• 1 Head Composer and 2 Musicians
• 1 Head Programmer

So on their 21 person videogame team they've got 1 project lead, 5 writers, 11 artists, 3 musicians, and 1 programmer. I know visual novels are basic bitch shit and there are tons of frameworks that even an exceptional individual can use, but one fucking programmer? On a videogame?

These people are so exceptional that they make regular SJWs look like Albert Einstein.

a visual novel is basically just a single branching dialog system. like, it's literally just "get user input, display a picture or two, print dialog text on screen and play the matching sound file" and that's the end of it. there's no gameplay at all, no engine, no mechanics, no networking, no graphics programming - there's basically nothing to code here, any CS undergrad student can do the necessary coding for this kind of project within a week or two.

if this were an actual video game project then you'd be correct, but it's just a VN. the work that goes into a VN is 99% art (writing the story and characters, drawing the assets, recording the voices) and 1% coding, and if you use some "make your own VN" engine then that coding part can be done by a random intern who has no idea about coding at all, that's how simple it is.

 

[Banditotron]

Mammy!

 

[Dysnomia]

Professional gamer. Can't handle trash talking and gets triggered in online multiplayer.

How much you want to bet Twitch thot here has a surprise penis?

I know the art sucks ass. But manjaw, square torso, wide shoulders. It's all there. Bet she wants to be a game dev too. I wouldn't be surprised if her route contains REEEEing about Gamergate.

What the hell does poggers mean? Probaby something lol so random that they came up with because memes.

 

[Banditotron]

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Professional gamer. Can't handle trash talking and gets triggered in online multiplayer.

How much you want to bet Twitch thot here has a surprise penis?

I know the art sucks ass. But manjaw, square torso, wide shoulders. It's all there. Bet she wants to be a game dev too. I wouldn't be surprised if her route contains REEEEing about Gamergate.

What the hell does poggers mean? Probaby something lol so random that they came up with because memes.

Poggers is a reference to twitch culture. It's an expression of excitement, joy, or shock.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Ok why the fuck do you need someone specialized as a "pun writer"?

The normal writer should be able to write puns, do you think Simpsons seasons 1-9 had fucking pun writers? No Conan O'Brian wrote his own fucking puns.

Half the fucking characters look like this man in a wig



All the character designs are shit, they should be careful that the Tolkien Estate doesn't come down on them for copying the Urak-Hai.

Also dating sims are going beyond flat 2D now and are adding in actual gameplay elements.

Making memes of your own game that's not even out is pretty pathetic.

Let's look at some of the devs. Look at these cheeky fuckers, so quirky, so Tumblr.

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The only one who i believe is black and a woman is that one on the purple card, all the rest of these are white men especially percey.

 

[Fireman Sam]

God the music is shit.


Oh yeah, and the characters look hilarious too!

 

[Balr0g]

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Professional gamer. Can't handle trash talking and gets triggered in online multiplayer.

How much you want to bet Twitch thot here has a surprise penis?

Oh my god it's a female DSP but as a POC. It's DarksydePhilippa!!!!

 

[The Curmudgeon]

Im sure fellow adults in thier twenties can all agree that this isnt how you fucking dress

Spoiler: Islamic content

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WHY?! Who the fuck thought this was a good idea? The only part of this character's infobox I agree with is that she/he/it should be easy to forget. I sure as hell want to forget it! Ugh...

 

[Easterling]

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Professional gamer. Can't handle trash talking and gets triggered in online multiplayer.

How much you want to bet Twitch thot here has a surprise penis?

I know the art sucks ass. But manjaw, square torso, wide shoulders. It's all there. Bet she wants to be a game dev too. I wouldn't be surprised if her route contains REEEEing about Gamergate.

What the hell does poggers mean? Probaby something lol so random that they came up with because memes.

It has the letter M next to thier age, me thinks thats a troon.

 

[Marissa Moira]

It has the letter M next to thier age, me thinks thats a troon.

That's a zodiac sign.

These people bash Christianity but will defend paganism and astrology.

 

[Easterling]

That's a zodiac sign.

These people bash Christianity but will defend paganism and astrology.

Tumblr types love picking and choosing bits from other faiths without having any fucking knowledge on it. The two spirit shit really gets me when they cite it as an early example of troonism. Its not, it was essentially a clever way of getting around specific taboos established around warfare, women we'rent allowed on battlefields but a two spirit was which meant they used them as a medic of sorts. Thats the other thing as well, they cite it as if all 'injuns' were progressive and had two spirits. It was just the Zuni tribe that practiced it.