ValiDate - an upcoming (and unsurprisingly racist) visual novel made by SJW's, for SJW's. Currently MIA.

This VN is not Fate Stay Night in which there are hundreds of thousands of words. This game does not require years like Tsukihime. They are using Ren'Py for god's sake. How much time do you need to make a shitty VN?
Katawa Shoujo was made using Ren'Py over the course of 5 years, and looking through what was documented of the process, it's obvious why it took them that long. Several paths had rewrites, one writer left entirely, and some of the art/animation assets took a long time. I remember Mike Inel uploading progress vids of him making the 30 second animated intros, and it took him a long ass time to do each one.

But that's a case where you can actually see the effort in the game justifying the production time. Validate cant fall back on that as an understandable excuse, nothing they've shown gives the slightest impression anybody is even trying.

Hell, Doki Doki Literature Clud took 2 years, and even though it's a much smaller project the sole person working on the project still took his time and put a lot of effort in.

Fucking lazy cunts just want a free ride.
 
Katawa Shoujo was made using Ren'Py over the course of 5 years, and looking through what was documented of the process, it's obvious why it took them that long. Several paths had rewrites, one writer left entirely, and some of the art/animation assets took a long time. I remember Mike Inel uploading progress vids of him making the 30 second animated intros, and it took him a long ass time to do each one.

But that's a case where you can actually see the effort in the game justifying the production time. Validate cant fall back on that as an understandable excuse, nothing they've shown gives the slightest impression anybody is even trying.

Hell, Doki Doki Literature Clud took 2 years, and even though it's a much smaller project the sole person working on the project still took his time and put a lot of effort in.

Fucking lazy cunts just want a free ride.
I could understand it taking a long time if there were animations, and if the story was actually good. But this is just woke shit with ugly characters no one wants to fuck.
 
You know what this means? And I'm half-serious here. We could make our own (better) VN and publish it before they do. Like we don't have the artistic autistic talent and such sitting here...we are having fun with this, but it might be even more fun to put the energy towards something constructive (albeit trollish). Proceeds go to running the site, if we do it. I say we call it FruitDate, KiwiDate might not pass the censors.
Finally, I can realize my dream of buttfucking DSP.
 
Full black Malik is lighter than both of them. No one understands how being biracial works. I can see making one of them darker to represent darker skinned biracial people. But it's very variable. Rocky doesn't even look a smidgen Chinese. It's like nobody knows what real people look like. I think there's a lot of asiaboos on the team that like to fantasize that they'd fit right in with the East Asians they gush over. Surprised no character is a darker than space Japanese-Congolese mangaka. :lol:

If you were around for maxfag/staminarose/early lolcow farm then you might remember a thread about a girl on DA who made very poorly drawn Hetalia OCs, often on lined loose leaf paper. Many of these were white characters representing African countries like Somalia. She got called out big time for making Somalian Hetalia OCs that looked like Nordics.

Yet the artists here get no flack for drawing black characters and arbitrarily declaring them part Asian without even trying to properly represent the features. And I am going to assume a really bad representation of culture will appear if this game ever gets finished. Yolanda will like Kpop. Rocky will like fried rice or dragons or something. Something stupid and stereotypical in that vein.

Just feels like they are fetishizing East Asia. Why not just make a Chinese or Korean character? Is it because that's not brown enough and East Asians are honorary whites now?




At least Japanese dating sims have usually have cute characters with personality types geared towards a variety of preferences. The characters are designed to be appealing. It's a fantasy. In real life no one wants to deal with a tranny troglodyte that likes to proclaim "Fuck white people" or a mental case who hates marriage yet for some bizarre reason became a marriage counselor. Anyone that does want to date these people is probably worse off than they are and can't attract anyone even remotely normal to begin with.
No one says or will admit it but the woke crowd basically excluded asians of the True Woke Circle unless something big is happening in the news like the Hong Kong protests or something. Japanese, Korean and Chinese were basically deemed too light-skinned and successful to have issues worth mentioning. Who knew these people actually know how to work hard and not complain all day? Besides all of them couldn't give a shit about the American standard of wokeness and purity on their country.

East Asians on the other hand also don't share the woke view unless they were raised in America so they also shoved them in a corner. No one is allowed to disagree on my opinion of brown and marginalized people!

I've seen people black-washing japanese characters from dating sims/animes drawing them as black and everyone seems fine with that. I've seen complains about how in a japanese dating sim with onlly japanese characters they should add a dark skin character because there were too many "pasty bois".

I've seen an art guide on tumblr with color chards about how to "properly draw asian people" sharing only dark skin tones and show the more light/yellow skin tone and call it "These are Lemon People."
 
So I was thinking of how low effort and terrible these memes are. Many of them are just the character art slapped onto stolen tweets. No creativity or originality. So I figured, hey, I'm half Italian. So unlike Dani and her so totally artistic and talented friends I can poke fun at Keaton a bit. It's all in good fun right? I'm picking on the white guy so it's like internalized hate for chipotle mayonnaise. You know, 'cause we Italians are spicy but still in a white people sort of way. ;)

So here are my terrible memes that I actually put more than three seconds of thought into.

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No no... You are putting too much text on it, that's how you do it:
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Dear feeder wont be impressed with his route where we either make him an actual feeder or introduce Ralph as a character to spend chapters talking about his dick.

Well, they had at least one deadline that they pushed back.
Pfft, the "deadline" was pulled out of a hat as a distant time away from when they announced this shit was going to be made. The idea that they had a schedule planned with things like "art done by this date", "writing done by such date" , "release ready by this date" is laughable.

I bet they finished that tiny bit they released, realized they were way over their heads as far as actually creating a coherent storyline, got disillusioned, and haven't done shit as far as progress goes since. It would explain the constant memes they're doing as procrastination, because seeing the work actually involved just makes them lose interest.
 
y'know what, after thinking about it for a while we already did most designs better than them. why not actually, unironically run with those designs? make 'em useful for something, do the characters justice
i bet we can actually make something good and entertaining, with actual non-stereotypical representation

make the italian and malik the based characters they're meant to be
 
y'know what, after thinking about it for a while we already did most designs better than them. why not actually, unironically run with those designs? make 'em useful for something, do the characters justice
i bet we can actually make something good and entertaining, with actual non-stereotypical representation

make the italian and malik the based characters they're meant to be

Because just like the Validators we're lazy, and unlike the Validators nobody is going to pay us?
Anything that comes out of kiwi farms will be a shitpost in quality.
 
y'know what, after thinking about it for a while we already did most designs better than them. why not actually, unironically run with those designs? make 'em useful for something, do the characters justice
i bet we can actually make something good and entertaining, with actual non-stereotypical representation

make the italian and malik the based characters they're meant to be
we should make keaton be properly italo-american, at least. because we know he exists just for be "lol, white".
 
All these projects aren't meant to be a scam but the utterly incompetence of the crew transforms it into one. No one is going to see the color of this money and this isn't going to be released, with much hope they will released 1% of what they promised after forcing themselves to create a bit more of content until 2022.

Like someone mentioned above I doubt they ever meet in real life. Probably meet on discord groups/tumblr and barely have talked about this since creating that twitter account. I bet most are just MIA and the more infamous ones like Dani (?) keep screaming racism from time to time because no one wanted to invest money or time into her shit game.
 
...I still don't get it. Neither the original meme nor the context in which it applies to whatever-the-fuck ValiDate was doing.
Story time kiddies.

The original meme was based on a John Mulaney skit, where, when he was a kid, there was a time when his dad was driving and he and the other kids wanted to go to Mcdonalds. His dad, who was a lawyer and is generally claimed to be a cold but savage person, went into the drive thru, ordered 1 black coffee, and left.

That, probably combined with the 'we have x at home' memes and the average tumblr oc creator's desire to create content about their characters as easily as possible, led to the three-point triangle. The closer someone is to one of the points, the more their response would resemble that one - responsible but boring up top, fun but childish to the right, and savage but cruel to the left.

With that said, that's just the original. I have no fucking clue what having those three characters is supposed to mean.
 
. they're all vapid. i still hope that keaton and malik turn to be based, but you never can know.
He's wearing an anarchy shirt, meaning he's probably gonna be antifa aligned and hell to listen to. :(
Here's another meme with Malik.
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To be fair this is the best route he can choose: only the fish hat lady and the drama teacher seem like stable adults.
Finally, I can realize my dream of buttfucking DSP.
Can't believe I have to mine bitcoin to make this islamic content a reality.

A cow dating sim could be fun. I'd make it completely shitposty and removed from Validate though. Its funny enough to stand out on its own.
The idea that they had a schedule planned with things like "art done by this date", "writing done by such date" , "release ready by this date" is laughable.
Considering 80% of the backgrounds are filtered through photoshop, they better be done soon.
 
I could understand it taking a long time if there were animations, and if the story was actually good. But this is just woke shit with ugly characters no one wants to fuck.

One thing they could do with all this extra time... Make the characters attractive.

Hell, why not just give them all the same art style?

No one says or will admit it but the woke crowd basically excluded asians of the True Woke Circle unless something big is happening in the news like the Hong Kong protests or something. Japanese, Korean and Chinese were basically deemed too light-skinned and successful to have issues worth mentioning. Who knew these people actually know how to work hard and not complain all day? Besides all of them couldn't give a shit about the American standard of wokeness and purity on their country.

East Asians on the other hand also don't share the woke view unless they were raised in America so they also shoved them in a corner. No one is allowed to disagree on my opinion of brown and marginalized people!

I've seen people black-washing japanese characters from dating sims/animes drawing them as black and everyone seems fine with that. I've seen complains about how in a japanese dating sim with onlly japanese characters they should add a dark skin character because there were too many "pasty bois".

I've seen an art guide on tumblr with color chards about how to "properly draw asian people" sharing only dark skin tones and show the more light/yellow skin tone and call it "These are Lemon People."

I've seen this. It's perfectly ok to turn a Japanese character into the Watermelon Man. But God help you if you draw Korra with skin 000.7% lighter than it should be. I swear these people can spot slight discrepancies in skin tone from Mars.

Lemon People? That's racist. But I guess it's ok because East Asians are honorary whites now. :roll:

No no... You are putting too much text on it, that's how you do it:
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Bonus:
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Perfect! Turns out he spent a lot of summers working for that one racist uncle.

Great. Now every time I see Catherine...🤮

Well, even more than usual.

Pfft, the "deadline" was pulled out of a hat as a distant time away from when they announced this shit was going to be made. The idea that they had a schedule planned with things like "art done by this date", "writing done by such date" , "release ready by this date" is laughable.

I bet they finished that tiny bit they released, realized they were way over their heads as far as actually creating a coherent storyline, got disillusioned, and haven't done shit as far as progress goes since. It would explain the constant memes they're doing as procrastination, because seeing the work actually involved just makes them lose interest.

I think they had fun drawing ugly tumblr art and writing up profiles. But when it got to the actual work they realised something. It's work. I will not be even remotely surprised if this gets cancelled. Memes are easy to make and require no thought.

I've noticed something. It seems that only a few characters are getting much fanart and memes. Ashlie, Malik, Arihi and some Isabelle and Emhari. Seems few people do anything with the stim blogging autist Inaya and the fat bi and ready to fly bussy Biggs. Catherine doesn't get much love either.

Maybe they could trim some fat here. Pun intended.

But seriously, getting rid of some characters as dateable and relegating them to just side characters might be better. There's too much going on here and you aren't going to have much content with each character that way. You also don't play as yourself but rather as each character. I think if you are gonna do that it makes it even more confusing to have so many characters available. Just take the ones everyone seems to like best and use them instead.
 
Story time kiddies.

The original meme was based on a John Mulaney skit, where, when he was a kid, there was a time when his dad was driving and he and the other kids wanted to go to Mcdonalds. His dad, who was a lawyer and is generally claimed to be a cold but savage person, went into the drive thru, ordered 1 black coffee, and left.

That, probably combined with the 'we have x at home' memes and the average tumblr oc creator's desire to create content about their characters as easily as possible, led to the three-point triangle. The closer someone is to one of the points, the more their response would resemble that one - responsible but boring up top, fun but childish to the right, and savage but cruel to the left.

With that said, that's just the original. I have no fucking clue what having those three characters is supposed to mean.
Adding onto this: I actually know the context of the meme. I was one of the first to witness it when it was created. Unfortunately.

The entire context is: a Twitter post saying "Every male on Earth falls somewhere in this diagram." Basically, every man on Earth falls somewhere between Otis from Back at the Barnyard, Alex from Madagascar, and Roddy from Flushed Away.

It doesn't make sense because all those characters are smug douchebags who get their asses handed to them for being too smug and douchy. Tl;dr unfunny meme, a diagram that makes no sense, Twitter.
 
Adding onto this: I actually know the context of the meme. I was one of the first to witness it when it was created. Unfortunately.

The entire context is: a Twitter post saying "Every male on Earth falls somewhere in this diagram." Basically, every man on Earth falls somewhere between Otis from Back at the Barnyard, Alex from Madagascar, and Roddy from Flushed Away.

It doesn't make sense because all those characters are smug douchebags who get their asses handed to them for being too smug and douchy. Tl;dr unfunny meme, a diagram that makes no sense, Twitter.
You're wrong, the animated animal diagram is derived from the black coffee diagram, which originated on Tumblr during its obsession with Mulaney. The black coffee diagram is the original form and is around two years old.
Edit: I made a mistake, you were referring more specifically to the Validate meme. My bad!
 
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