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" ... you will go BACK there, re-get all that money and send it to me in sen- in sections!"

It'd be such a hoot to lock this guy, Chris, David Gonterman, Nick Paccione, Johnathon Sweet, and Jay Geis into an underground room for one day with exactly one small bag of Doritos between them.
 
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He Sets Me On Fire said:
" ... you will go BACK there, re-get all that money and send it to me in sen- in sections!"

It'd be such a hoot to lock this guy, Chris, David Gonterman, Nick Paccione, Johnathon Sweet, and Jay Geis into an underground room for one day with exactly one small bag of Doritos between them.
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I would seriously pay to see this. Either that or attempt a "Survivor" style show with all of them.
 
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Wow. Good thing I'm strong minded or I might cut my tongue, gorge myself til I explode, and then spontaneously combust in the sunlight.

This creature appears to have no upper teeth barring two rodent-like choppers in the front.

I find them strangely hypnotic.
 
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I knew some pagans and they would have think this guy is a idiot as well due to his foolish ideas and attempts to curse people which is either taboo due to some karma reasons or it wouldn't work.
 
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I can't help but marvel at all these lolcows with horrendous teeth. This guy's teeth aren't quite as disturbing as Nick Bate's but the addition of that forehead tumor thing isn't doing any wonders for his appearance.
 
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Is VS back? I thought Micheal Kun dropped off the radar 2 years ago after all the trolling by The Malcurian. I think the person that trolled him used to post or maybe still does on the forums. I know The Malcurian posted a timelapse on YouTube of the Chandlers home.
 
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Whats wrong with his face? I mean beyond that tumor on his fivehead.
 
Sorry for the massive necro but can anyone point me to an archive/upload of the video where he's pissed about being scammed out of 5k? I was browsing ED for old time's sake when he popped up and instantly reminded me of the classic, mushmouth smugly delivered line "So I just found out you don't need DNA to perform a curse". His channel is sadly gone and a cursory search of youtube and google show next to nothing, any help would be greatly appreciated.

I wonder whatever happened to him. Maybe the parasitic twin living in the Slaton-esque lump on his forehead hatched, didn't have crippling autism, and is currently living it's best life? Once can only hope.
 
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DennisReynolds said:
can anyone point me to an archive/upload of the video where he's pissed about being scammed out of 5k?
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I'm phonefagging right now but you might want to look for archives of "Lulz News Network", which was a weekly show done by someone from ED back when VampiricSpektor was active and VS was a recurring feature to the point where he had his own segment I think. There might be clips of the video you are looking for in an episode of that, assuming records of LNN exist.
 
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