VhfWhat Are Some Backwards Quality of America - Things America does that make no sense.

[Mambamia]

For one let me say that one of the things about America I don't get is that people still use plain ol' toilet paper to wipe their ass. Many different countries have introduced better ways to clean your ass after you shit, bidets and other sorts of things. The best way to wipe one's ass is by using baby wipes. I can list so many examples on why baby wipes are superior to regular toilet paper.

1. Baby Wipes have a cleaning liquid that gets rid of shit, regular TP just spreads it around. Would you wipe off dog shit with a dry napkin or a wet rag?
2. Baby Wipes get rid of that shit smell.
3. Baby Wipes don't get torn when you're wiping, thus you don't have to worry about leaving shreds of paper on your asshole.
4. Baby Wipes save you more money in the long run compared to regular Toilet Paper.
5. You need a lot more paper to clean your ass compared to baby wipes.
6. Baby Wipes feel good.

Another thing I don't get about America is that they still have useless ass pennies in circulation. There honestly is no reason to keep making pennies, they cost more than they're worth, and America can easily just round out tax prices without that odd number to count out to with your money. I hear most countries of the world don't even use penny equivalents of their currency. They could put all that copper to better use.


The health care not being free also sucks too.

Is there anything about America that you can't understand? Feel free to share!

 

[knobslobbin]

 

[Piss Clam]

1) There is some concern about baby wipes and sewer/septic systems. I wouldn't flush them down my shitter into my septic tank.

https://www.bbc.com/news/business-46835573

2) There is hardly any copper in the American penny. Bitch about the zinc all you want, but uh no about the copper. At least what has been minted oh in the last few decades.

3) There is no such thing as 'free health care'. We all pay for it. If you are poor you can get on Medicaid. Go down to the local health and human care service office and apply. It is that simple. Many people that qualify don't even apply. That is a problem. If you aren't poor, then stop buying overpriced shit and buy some quality healthcare. It's kinda important, you know.

Anything else?

 

[Mambamia]

1) There is some concern about baby wipes and sewer/septic systems. I wouldn't flush them down my shitter into my septic tank.

https://www.bbc.com/news/business-46835573

2) There is hardly any copper in the American penny. Bitch about the zinc all you want, but uh no about the copper. At least what has been minted oh in the last few decades.

3) There is no such thing as 'free health care'. We all pay for it. If you are poor you can get on Medicaid. Go down to the local health and human care service office and apply. It is that simple. Many people that qualify don't even apply. That is a problem. If you aren't poor, then stop buying overpriced shit and buy some quality healthcare. It's kinda important, you know.

Anything else?

You lost me with the "not buying overpriced shit" part.

 

[Piss Clam]

You lost me with the "not buying overpriced shit" part.

I have a feeling you get lost often, but if you do, just leave a trail of baby wipes. We'll find you.

Here I'll make it easy for you. Here is a basic list of shit you need.

1) Water.
2) Food.
3) Shelter.
...
Somewhere down there is health care insurance which comes before your overpriced phone, shoes, clothes, car and all the other trinkets people usually buy. Don't get me wrong I use to do that shit too, but then I grew up. Asking me to pay for your health care is like asking me to pay for your food, water, and shelter. Can't you do it yourself? If you have some physical or mental defect then I'm fine with that. Otherwise...get your shit together.

 

[AMERICA]

Leaving shoes on in the house and walking all over the carpet. I know this doesn't happen in every US household, but fuck, it seems so unhygienic.

 

[Mambamia]

I have a feeling you get lost often, but if you do, just leave a trail of baby wipes. We'll find you.

Here I'll make it easy for you. Here is a basic list of shit you need.

1) Water.
2) Food.
3) Shelter.
...
Somewhere down here is health care insurance which comes before your overpriced phone, shoes, clothes, car and all the other trinkets people usually buy. Don't get me wrong I use to do that shit too, but then I grew up.

We're both on Kiwifarms, none of us grew up. Put those wipes to good use when you find them.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Enormously fat people. I don't understand how anyone can get that fat, and there are SO MANY OF THEM.

 

[Mambamia]

Can't you do it yourself? If you have some physical or mental defect then I'm fine with that. Otherwise...get your shit together.

Come on, now you fucking know about my mental defect, instead of healthcare could you buy me the latest smartphone? I'll give you my personal details and address so you can send it to me.

 

[Piss Clam]

We're both on Kiwifarms, none of us grew up. Put those wipes to good use when you find them.

I'm a long distance hiker or I fancy myself to be one. I don't mind a bidet, but I have no problem with wiping my ass with leaves. Adding baby wipes just adds weight to my pack. Plus I got a bit of property I can just dig hole and shit outside and save money on the baby wipes. Leaves are "free". If you hike the A.T. they have been installing compost toilets. There is a bucket of leaves, you drop your load on the shit mound, wipe your ass with whatever, then take some leaves out of the bucket and drop them over top of your load. Pretty simple.

They ask that you not piss in them though, for obvious reasons, because your load with leaves on top doesn't really stink, it's that ammonia in your piss that gets ya.

To answer your question though...about what I don't like about my country. The media, Politicians, annoying people that can't just leave you the fuck alone and I mean like...I don't post those no trespassing signs for shits and giggles. People who think I owe them something. Anti-gun nuts, pro-gun nuts, anti-abortion nuts, pro abortion nuts....fuck lets just say busy bodies and people who are extremist. That whole 1st amendment thing, sometimes I wonder.

 

[Mambamia]

I'm a long distance hiker or I fancy myself to be one. I don't mind a bidet, but I have no problem with wiping my ass with leaves. Adding baby wipes just adds weight to my pack. Plus I got a bit of property I can just dig hole and shit outside and save money on the baby wipes. Leaves are "free".

To answer your question though...about what I don't like about my country. The media, Politicians, annoying people that can't just leave you the fuck alone and I mean like...I don't post those no trespassing signs for shits and giggles. People who think I owe them something. Anti-gun nuts, pro-gun nuts, anti-abortion nuts, pro abortion nuts....fuck lets just say busy bodies and people who are extremist. That whole 1st amendment thing, sometimes I wonder.

There's nothing like taking long hikes, walking on a beach side during the night is one of the most atmospheric sights I can ever experience. All that shit you listed honestly makes me believe that America is going to go the way of Rome if it doesn't get it's shit together. Sadly in america nobody can ever be in the middle, it's always the far left or far right. They're just as bad as each other in my opinion.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Free healthcare sucks just as much, albeit in different ways.
You either pay an obscene amount for your own shit, or you're footing the bill for a bunch of freeloaders who don't pay their taxes.

When I needed a simple CT, the doctor offered two choices: getting an appointment for the free one in the hospital for a date hilariously far away - and that's if I'm lucky - or getting an appointment at a private service provider and having it done the next day for €25.

 

[Forgetful Gynn]

1. Squirting anything up your ass is gay
2. Don't flush babywipes for fuck's sake.
3. Pennies have many uses other than monetary. For instance, how else am I going to know how much longer I need to put off replacing my tires? Sliding in turns? I do that on purpose.
4. We pull billions of tons of copper out of the ground every year, we're not lacking for it.
5. Give us a pricetag for health care that won't completely eclipse the federal spending budget and we'll consider it.

Everything about america makes perfect sense.

 

[Mambamia]

1. Squirting anything up your ass is gay

Only if it goes up your ass.