Here I will be posting about my multiplayer campaigns and shill for several groomcords where we host games, if I'm allowed to do so.
Let's start by introducing you to a certain user, who has to EXPOSE himself to me (as I don't know what his Kiwifarms account is named) the same way he EXPOSED me.
"Bart". Best known for:
-Exposing
-Slandering
-Modding (this is gonna be the focus of this post, his good attributes)
The above thread was my attempt at shilling a groomcord he normally associates with that hosts Victoria II multiplayer games, back when I was still there. To be continued when I feel like it
-Persia (same campaign)
-Netherlands (saving the best for last!)
To be continued as I win mooore.
Top 10 autists (by my good friends Bad_Frank, Lizard)
doneions aka 'onions;' it takes real commitment to be the biggest autist with the current decline, but onions is hitting discord 12+ hours as a day as his only job doing more to discredit the right wing then adolf hitler. Onions never had a job but pretends he was a nuclear technician in the US Navy, when you tell him that is impossible since he is clearly mentally ill, whether in VC or text, he will sit there quietly for several minutes then resume talking to himself about a V2 factory or black men like nothing happened. Onions is unable to have conversations and just make exclamations about black men and victoria 2 games, but still has formed a quasi-homosexual relationship with User: Rusty where they discuss everything they saw on 4chan today during their 12+ hours of browsing. They say Charles Darwin questioned God's design when he saw the existence of stomach parasites because they were such miserable creatures, Onions is the human equivalent.
CE - CE is the low functioning autist equivalent of God Of Cheese, from the sociopath autist genus, but with room temperature IQ so instead of spending 10 hours a week convincing teenagers to be his bitch in game he will spend 20 hours convincing other autist to hugbox with him then lose anyway. CE actually manages to outdo Onions in time spent on discord, its not uncommon for some one to post something, then before the second finishes have CE 'kek react' or post an image or some other non-verbal form of communication that autists favor. Most of his actual verbal communication consists of his 'retard dark triad' manipulation tatics where he begs for mod changes, begs for mod powers, and begs for rule changes and so on. When asked what he does for a living, if he goes to school, etc, he will grow taciturn and silent, in his autistic brain he believes he is successfully manipulating you into believing he isn't a retard that spends all day on discord.
Cheems - Cheems aka KillerCheemstar aka GualSoodman is a special breed of autist who has clawed the way to the top of the charts in spite of an IQ which makes the average Somali pirate look like Einstein. If onions is hyperfunctioning and CE is low functioning, Cheems is nonfunctioning. In spite of years of experience and dozens of hours of 1v1 practice, Cheems is unable to grasp the basics of map games, a genre specifically made for bottom feeding autistic troglodytes. Cheem's (rather low) character is best observed in his rivalry with Obren, as despite being similarly neurotic, they are determined to prove they are miles apart. When he's not coming up with elaborate exploit schemes or beefing with his Brazilian counterpart, Cheems can be seen writing armature erotic fiction or posting elaborate schemes on how to turn himself 'normal' only to never act on them. Cheems is like one of those people who get psyoped into terrorism only to get booked in a McDonalds drive through because they brought their phone with them. The one consolidation I can give cheems is he has the self awareness to realize he's not normal, and the honesty to admit it. In past centuries, a lobotomy would've done him well, and he could've become a pure-hearted village idiot.
Nurse_Reno is a thirty year old partially indigenous autistic man. While he might seem only slightly weird in chat, this is because he sticks to short referential jokes; in a prolonged interaction his true self, the one that gets into tears over hosting a minecraft server and starts screaming over rules after watching other people play a videogame for four hours, reveals itself. Nurse_Reno doesn't have a car, hasn't had sex in seven years, and has only ever been seasonally employed doing unskilled labor. The more you learn about him the more apparent it becomes that he has nothing going on in his life aside from videogames, which he treats as a religious experience. Reno will often display misplaced sentimentality, such as whispering 'its okay, you did your best, you are strong and brave,' to some one who lost a videogame, or demand intimate one on one sessions from people who play in his games. To him, videogames is his life, for normal people its a way to relax for a few hours after school or work. This difference in priorities often leads to emotional outburts
Honorable mentions, by Zabula, and Bart, respectively:
The Case For Unblocking, by yours truly (.pdf attached)
