Warrant Canary for May, 2021

[Null]

Transparency

Transparency statements concerning properties I manage.

git.kiwifarms.net

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June 1st, 2021

Warrant Canary covering the Month of May, 2021

This is the first Warrant Canary for the 1776 Solutions, LLC, Lolcow LLC, and
Mad at the Internet, LLC. Warrant Canaries have become common practice with
certain types of websites. I have refrained from issuing monthly Warrant
Canaries for due to an observed lack of usefulness for those sites. My mind
has been changed recently.

An explanation for what a Warrant Canary is can be found on the EFF:
https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2014/04/warrant-canary-faq

In summation, the purpose of a Warrant Canary is to utilize freedom from
compelled speech to lawfully disclose what has NOT happened in a period. It is
also a good opportunity to disclose meddling which is not legally prohibited.


National Security Letters
1776: 0
Kiwi: 0
MATI: 0

Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court
1776: 0
Kiwi: 0
MATI: 0

Gag orders under 18 USC 2705(b)

Kiwi: 0
MATI: 0


The Kiwi Farms has received two letters from Russia's ROSKOMNADZOR requesting
the deletion memes depicting Hitler dressed as Santa saying "ho ho holocaust".
We receive this request every few weeks.

Local US law enforcement has contacted the Kiwi Farms in regards to a revenge
pornography case asking for my contact information for the delivery of court
orders. No such order has arrived.

We have obliged no DMCA takedown notices in this time.


Live Free or Die,
Joshua Moon <josh@jaw.sh>
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[Haffhart]

Finally some good news.

 

[Hitman One]

The Kiwi Farms has received two letters from Russia's ROSKOMNADZOR requesting
the deletion memes depicting Hitler dressed as Santa saying "ho ho holocaust".
We receive this request every few weeks.

 

[Maw]

The Kiwi Farms has received two letters from Russia's ROSKOMNADZOR requesting
the deletion memes depicting Hitler dressed as Santa saying "ho ho holocaust".
We receive this request every few weeks.

God bless Russia.

 

[deepFriedBaka]

Keep at it. Thank you for your service.

 

[Gone Ham]

I’m an idiot, what does this mean for us?

 

[Not Really Here]

I love this, thanks Null.

Local US law enforcement has contacted the Kiwi Farms in regards to a revenge
pornography case asking for my contact information for the delivery of court
orders. No such order has arrived.

My guess, and hope, is this may have something to do with ass napkins.

 

[Dark Edea]

Proof that the Soviets paid the highest price in World War II.

 

[deepFriedBaka]

I love this, thanks Null.

My guess, and hope, is this may have something to do with ass napkins.

Probably does considering Null mentioned something about revenge porn in the aediot assnapkins thread, or at least I think he did (could be wrong)

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

You rock Null...and your gay.

 

[Near]

Why the fuck does Russia even care? They did far worse shit to their own citizens during, before and after the war.

 

[Madre Muerte]

Why the fuck does Russia even care? They did far worse shit to their own citizens during, before and after the war.

Fee Fees hurt

 

[Gone Ham]

Why the fuck does Russia even care? They did far worse shit to their own citizens during, before and after the war.

Because it’s Russia. 8 gorillian Russians died to hitler so they get baby mad

 

[nekrataal]

The thought of Russians seething over a picture of Hitler will never not be funny given what the soviets have done.

 

[Stoneheart]

Why the fuck does Russia even care?

they dont, but they do care about a regulatory footprint on the internet. its just some poorly paid russian in a cubical sending out all sorts of requests-

 

[waffle]

For the Kiwis that are a little slower, I can say something that Null can't:

Gag orders under 18 USC 2705(b)

1776: ≥ 1
Kiwi: 0
MATI: 0

 

[Ptolemy]

For the Kiwis that are a little slower, I can say something that Null can't:

Exactly what I was thinking. 1776 has been
18 USC 2705(b)’d

 

[Divine right to rule]

Why the fuck does Russia even care? They did far worse shit to their own citizens during, before and after the war.

The russians are really sensitive to not be seen as "bad guys" comparative to Nazi Germany in WW2. They were and are very heavy on the anti-nazi propaganda, even though they are probably the european country most in common with the third Reich.
Everything that lessens Nazi evilness is a big no-no. They see WW2 as a "crusade" agains Fascism, they never call the Nazis "National Socialists" too, to not let anyone think they had any political similarities to them.
Stalinist Russia was pretty antisemitic too, but they use the holocaust to put themselves in a better light compared to Nazi Germany, after all they were the ones who liberated Ausschwitz and most concentration camps.
Other than in Germany, where it is literally a crime to follow their country's politics in WW2, in Russia the communist era, even the stalinist one, is not seen nearly as negative. It is a big difference if your country is defeated in war and piled on by all remaining ideologies of the world, and if it just implodes after 50 years of positive internal propaganda.

 

[TitchBitties]

So we're not all gonna get put into re-education camps just for having an account yet?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

The Kiwi Farms has received two letters from Russia's ROSKOMNADZOR requesting
the deletion memes depicting Hitler dressed as Santa saying "ho ho holocaust".
We receive this request every few weeks.

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