Was the Trojan War real?

George Lucas

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Personally, I believe that the Trojan War was real and largely happened in the way Homer laid out in the Iliad. I also believe that the Odyssey and Aeneid were roughly based off of true events, and most Europeans are descendants of Aeneas.
 
Yes of course it was real. Homer's Iliad is a work of fiction based on a war that actually happened. As for Aeneas, I think he never existed.
And there is no historical proof the Odyssey happened though. I mean there was no king of Ithaca called Ulysses.
 
And there is no historical proof the Odyssey happened though.
Oh yeah? How do you explain this cyclops skull?
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Yes, your pathetic "trojan war" was an ancestral memory passed down to you from your cavebeast ancestors about their invasion of the Neo-Illyrian stronghold of Ilion during the final phase of the great Hyperwar, as Hwan proto-ninjas and Finnic ursine cavalry set aside their differences and fought a desperate last stand for the survival of the Hyperborean race.

I expect my reparations in the mail by tonight, cavecuck.
 
that's where the first condom was invented . Thats why they are referred to as "Trojans" today
Anybody ever think about how the most well known condom brand is named after people most known for sneaking a bunch of soldiers into a place and then letting them out inside
 
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