We are D.I.N.Ks! We (insert amazing things D.I.N.Ks do) - Expose how amazing and happy you are for not having children.

[The handsome tard]

Spoiler: Yadayadayada

To the few who dont know, DINKS means "Dual Income No Kids".

Basically the latest "pay attention to me" online trend where you record yourself with your spouse and talk how amazing your life is without a child.

Now, if you dont want to have a kid, more power to you but I think we can all agree that the sheer "modern liberal narcissistic men children " vibe is off the charts with this one.

So we will do what the farms do and celebrate this demonstration of modern hedonistic indulgence by exploring the creative possibilities with such phrase.

I will start

"We are DINKS, we have no children because we are the children ourselves!"
"We are DINKS, we like open relationships (women most affected, wink wink)"
"We are DINKS, we suck plenty of it indeed."

Edit: the point of the thread isnt to argue over the politics of this, just to make fun of arrogant tards that want attention for not doing anything special.

 

[Bull Kike]

We’re Dinks! We’ll die alone, surrounded by cats.

 

[🔪Cold Steel Brand Rep🔪]

I love how funny they think they are too, where's Florida man to hit them with his lifted Dodge when you need him

 

[Colon capital V]

We're DINKs! We get paid by government Blackrock kikes to shill how heckkin awesome and wholesome 100 it is having no children and why you should submit to the NWO under Mr. Schwab (this post is sponsored by Reddit.com)

 

[Professor G. Raff]

We are Dinks, Dougalath! Check out my new Macbook! It's worse than any other laptop in every way but it's hip! Very expensive.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

It feels like DINKs are "huffing copium" to me...

We are Dinks, Dougalath! Check out my new Macbook! It's worse than any other laptop in every way but it's hip! Very expensive.

lol I was thinking of posting something like that

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

What's the most angering thing I could say here?

How about "I don't see a problem with this."

 

[The handsome tard]

What's the most angering thing I could say here?

How about "I don't see a problem with this."

Thats not angering, its missing the point of the thread, to make fun of full-of-themselves retards

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Thats not angering, its missing the point of the thread, to make fun of full-of-themselves retards

Yeah but I know there are tradtards who get genuinely mad when couples don't make babies post haste.

Unless they're black, then that's a good thing.

 

[Hector Hamsteak]

Dink sounds like slang for a pedo, much like nonce is

 

[RollerGator]

I don't understand getting mad over people not having kids. Why would you want these tards to reproduce? They seem like they would just sit the kid in front of an ipad 24 hours a day like most other parents do. I can't think of a more nightmarish scenario than having a kid.

 

[Shamino]

That's all you get for being DINK?

 

[crowabunga]

I'm a D.I.N.K.! I can wait for death with no meaning and no purposeful distractions, forced to stare constantly into the oncoming void!

 

[SNEED.EXE]

We are the Lizard Squad, as gay as teletubbies, we have no buddies and our only friends are the moms we have who let us stay in the basement getting fat.
What do you think of that?

 

[Professor G. Raff]

We are the Lizard Squad, as gay as teletubbies, we have no buddies and our only friends are the moms we have who let us stay in the basement getting fat.
What do you think of that?

Hey, Dink squad. Buy this.

 

[Hugbox Kommissar]

"Being a DINK is great because it means you have more cash to spend on yourself instead of a bunch of snotty kids. Ugh, kids are soooo expensive." *drops 3 grand on kidney surgery for their diabetic cat*

 

[Woodchipper]

 

[Fields Of Rye]

Hey, Dink squad. Buy this.

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I'm a Dink. I went into a career into politics based off of my own personal goals. I'll take the kids and the woman but leave the guy with the beard. Zuckerbergs not gonna be at the next meeting so he'd just be a waste of cage.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

YOU BROKE MY GRILL?

 

[smile.jpg]

They really record all the junkfood they buy and show it off online like it's impressive. "Hey, fuck having kids, look at all this junkfood and candy we bought!". Makes me feel sad more than amused.