- Joined
- Oct 20, 2018
Attention Kiwifarmers,
After a long, extensive period of investigation my associates and I have uncovered the true source of both troons and black people.
IT'S THE NARN DAMMIT. YOU MUST BELIEVE ME WHEN I TELL YOU ALL EVIL IN THE UNIVERSE ORIGINATES FROM THEM. THEY KILLED JESUS. THEY CREATED BLACK PEOPLE. THEY ARE THE REASON THEY'RE STICKING HRT IN THE WATER.
COME WITH ME LONG LOST TRIBE OF MOST GLORIOUS CENTARI PRIME. I PROMISE ALL EVIDENCE OF THE TREACHERY OF THE NARN WILL BE ON FULL DISPLAY AFTER WE DESTROY THEIR HOMEWORLD! THEY'RE WHY YOU NO LONGER HAVE THE MCRIB PERMANENTLY. THEY CREATED THE BRITISH.
NOW WHO'S WITH ME?
After a long, extensive period of investigation my associates and I have uncovered the true source of both troons and black people.
IT'S THE NARN DAMMIT. YOU MUST BELIEVE ME WHEN I TELL YOU ALL EVIL IN THE UNIVERSE ORIGINATES FROM THEM. THEY KILLED JESUS. THEY CREATED BLACK PEOPLE. THEY ARE THE REASON THEY'RE STICKING HRT IN THE WATER.
COME WITH ME LONG LOST TRIBE OF MOST GLORIOUS CENTARI PRIME. I PROMISE ALL EVIDENCE OF THE TREACHERY OF THE NARN WILL BE ON FULL DISPLAY AFTER WE DESTROY THEIR HOMEWORLD! THEY'RE WHY YOU NO LONGER HAVE THE MCRIB PERMANENTLY. THEY CREATED THE BRITISH.
NOW WHO'S WITH ME?