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Swedihsh man dies after having se with a hornbets nest.

I felt it needed to be said. http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/467900/20130515/man-sweden-dies-sex-hornet-s-nest.htm Also,

His body was found by a neighbour, who said Hasse was so swollen he initially mistook him for a whale carcass.

What the fuck? How do you mistake a human for a whale ever?!

 

[Bob's Fries]

Re: Swedihsh man dies after having se with a hornbets nest.

I felt it needed to be said. http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/467900/20130515/man-sweden-dies-sex-hornet-s-nest.htm Also,

His body was found by a neighbour, who said Hasse was so swollen he initially mistook him for a whale carcass.

What the fuck? How do you mistake a human for a whale ever?!

Maybe wrong wording to describe him? I dunno. But... WHY WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH A HORNET'S NEST?

Edit: Oh, must be fake. Read through the comments in there.

 

[Male]

Re: Swedihsh man dies after having se with a hornbets nest.

Someone was horny.

 

[The Hunter]

Re: Swedihsh man dies after having se with a hornbets nest.

What the fuck? How do you mistake a human for a whale ever?!

Uh, ur mom, obvs.

 

[TL 611]

Re: Swedihsh man dies after having se with a hornbets nest.

It said it was a hoax in the article. But ouch

 

[Stratochu]

Re: Swedihsh man dies after having se with a hornbets nest.

This is another thing along the lines of the Joshua Flaherty hoax (something from last year about a guy who shoved an outrageous amount of bacon up his ass to win upvotes on Reddit and died of blood poisoning, that was a hoax made up by a hipster version of the Onion to bait the media)

 

[LM 697]

Re: Swedihsh man dies after having se with a hornbets nest.

Were you consuming alcohol when you wrote the thread title?

 

[Niachu]

Re: Swedihsh man dies after having se with a hornbets nest.

Were you consuming alcohol when you wrote the thread title?

 

[Bgheff]

Re: Swedihsh man dies after having se with a hornbets nest.

Most likely

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

Re: Swedihsh man dies after having se with a hornbets nest.

It's better than what happened with Mr hands

 

[TL 611]

Re: Swedihsh man dies after having se with a hornbets nest.

Mr Manos sounds like a gay Mexican wrestler

 

[Holdek]

Re: Swedihsh man dies after having se with a hornbets nest.

I felt it needed to be said. http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/467900/20130515/man-sweden-dies-sex-hornet-s-nest.htm Also,

His body was found by a neighbour, who said Hasse was so swollen he initially mistook him for a whale carcass.

What the fuck? How do you mistake a human for a whale ever?!

 

[BurtyDrappedCreifs]

Chris isn't the only moron getting trolled by a "heartsweet"

http://www.mlive.com/news/kalamazoo/ind ... _afte.html


Makes me wonder if Chris may ever fall for one of these schemes. Of course Chris being Chris there would be a twist where he cashes the checks and tries to spend it all on vidya instead.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Re: Chris isn't the only moron getting trolled by a "heartsw

I felt bad for the guy until it said he was warned by authorities that he was committing fraud and he kept doing it. I guess the guy didn't want to believe it and that "Jenni" was real.

 

[The Dude]

Re: Chris isn't the only moron getting trolled by a "heartsw

Someone has to do it...

JENNAY! JENNAY!

 

[Fialovy]

Re: Chris isn't the only moron getting trolled by a "heartsw

Oh my gosh, Grand Rapids, MI? That's really close to where Dun lives and two hours away from where I live! That's crazy!

JENNAAAAAAAY!!!! JENNAAAAAAAAY!!!!

 

[LM 697]

Re: Chris isn't the only moron getting trolled by a "heartsw

Oh my gosh, Grand Rapids, MI? That's really close to where Dun lives and two hours away from where I live! That's crazy!

JENNAAAAAAAY!!!! JENNAAAAAAAAY!!!!

Maybe this guy is actually Dun and you're actually JENNAAAY.

 

[Fialovy]

Re: Chris isn't the only moron getting trolled by a "heartsw

Oh my gosh, Grand Rapids, MI? That's really close to where Dun lives and two hours away from where I live! That's crazy!

JENNAAAAAAAY!!!! JENNAAAAAAAAY!!!!

Maybe this guy is actually Dun and you're actually JENNAAAY.

b-but... I can't believe you figured it out! You caught me redhanded and I would have gotten away with that too if it weren't for you meddling kids and that... whatever mascot the CWCki forums has.

 

[Stratochu]

Re: Chris isn't the only moron getting trolled by a "heartsw

Nigeria? Chris-chan would never fall for a niggo.

 

[The Dude]

Re: Chris isn't the only moron getting trolled by a "heartsw

Nigeria? Chris-chan would never fall for a niggo.

Christian probably doesn't even know where Nigeria is, although the name might make him think "Hmmm...m'yeah, sounds like niggos. I don't much care to have a nig-hmmm...I'd radder have a traditional white girl to make into my sweetheart from da ground up."