Weirdest KF usernames

[lolcow yoghurt]

What was the weirdest KF username you've seen?

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Lolcow yoghurt

 

[Knight of the Rope]

I always thought @ ̸̢̻̰̪̲̺̳̻͊̀̈́͆̎̈́͋̍̑̃ͅ ̷͍̑̆͘͝ ̶̺͙̳̯̆̿̈́́͛̏͌͑̚ͅ ̸̋̓̍̽̕ ̷̢̖̬̱̱̤̗̜̱̭̓̃̾͑́ ̶̛̹̻̟̫͐́̒̾ͅ ̴͆̆̒̀̚͝ ̸́̕ ̴̧̛̺̜̭̗͂̊̋̑͂͋͐̓͠ ̶́͛̽̀ ̶̧͎̜̟̳͖͌̂͊͐̐͌̏̕͜ ̴̊ ̴̺̭͎̳͈̪͔͙͛̈́̀̐̐́͒̂̚͘ ̷̧̡̹͔̗̥̟̆̆̾͋͐̔́̅͝ ̷̯̠̜̯̬̙̄̓̉̋̏̓̿͌̅͝ ̷̡̡̳̩̤̥̻͍́ ̸̢̖̦͊͒̎̔̑ ̷̦͉̯̔̀̑͂͝ ̶̾͌̈ ̶̰̣̠̞̈́̇̅͂͘ ̸̮̮̠̗̗̐͋ ̴̡̍̇̈́̈́̓̍̚͠ ̶͕̠̞͇̓͊̈́̈́́̉́̒̂ ̸̺̩̈̓̎ had a pretty weird username.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

i agree

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

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i agree

How are you even supposed to tag them?

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

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i agree

Something is really weird here

 

[World's Smallest Violin]

Not weird but more intriguing: @soft breathing

 

[Knight of the Rope]

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i agree

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Something is really weird here

Is that how it looks on you guys' end? Damn, I tried to get rid of as much of the vertical glitch text as I could so it didn't look too ugly. Here's what I see:

But yeah, the joke was that @SNEEEEEEEEEEEED has no name so it's actually not possible to @ him. Another un-@able user is @CHUUUUUUUUUCK.

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

I don't know about "weirdest," but @Pissmaster is just funny to me. It reminds me of when Chris was advertising his services as Carlos Chantor, and Jack Thaddeus called him asking about watersports.

 

[TheSkoomer]

I am always pleased to see Freshly Baked Socks, as well as the usericon for that account.

 

[Fake Steve Franssen]

I always thought @ ̸̢̻̰̪̲̺̳̻͊̀̈́͆̎̈́͋̍̑̃ͅ ̷͍̑̆͘͝ ̶̺͙̳̯̆̿̈́́͛̏͌͑̚ͅ ̸̋̓̍̽̕ ̷̢̖̬̱̱̤̗̜̱̭̓̃̾͑́ ̶̛̹̻̟̫͐́̒̾ͅ ̴͆̆̒̀̚͝ ̸́̕ ̴̧̛̺̜̭̗͂̊̋̑͂͋͐̓͠ ̶́͛̽̀ ̶̧͎̜̟̳͖͌̂͊͐̐͌̏̕͜ ̴̊ ̴̺̭͎̳͈̪͔͙͛̈́̀̐̐́͒̂̚͘ ̷̧̡̹͔̗̥̟̆̆̾͋͐̔́̅͝ ̷̯̠̜̯̬̙̄̓̉̋̏̓̿͌̅͝ ̷̡̡̳̩̤̥̻͍́ ̸̢̖̦͊͒̎̔̑ ̷̦͉̯̔̀̑͂͝ ̶̾͌̈ ̶̰̣̠̞̈́̇̅͂͘ ̸̮̮̠̗̗̐͋ ̴̡̍̇̈́̈́̓̍̚͠ ̶͕̠̞͇̓͊̈́̈́́̉́̒̂ ̸̺̩̈̓̎ had a pretty weird username.

ASCII art of the Cambodian flag perhaps?

 

[Knight of the Rope]

ASCII art of the Cambodian flag perhaps?

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Sure thing buddy, happy to take requests.

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[Cow-Lovin' Fool]

Null

 

[World's Smallest Violin]

And the contender.. @Hitler

 

[Autistic Joe]

I don't know about "weirdest," but @Pissmaster is just funny to me. It reminds me of when Chris was advertising his services as Carlos Chantor, and Jack Thaddeus called him asking about watersports.

@Pissmaster's name always makes me think of "The Whizzard", lol.

 

[Johnny Salami]

The cigarette guy and @FuckYou

 

[lady stoneheart]

I don't know about "weirdest," but @Pissmaster is just funny to me. It reminds me of when Chris was advertising his services as Carlos Chantor, and Jack Thaddeus called him asking about watersports.

when i was lurking/newfag, i thought @Pissmaster was actually Dick Masterson for like two months. probably because the name sounds similar and the avatar looks like Dick, and also i am severely retarded.

 

[Pissmaster]

when i was lurking/newfag, i thought @Pissmaster was actually Dick Masterson for like two months. probably because the name sounds similar and the avatar looks like Dick, and also i am severely retarded.

My avatar did come from The Dick Show

 

[lady stoneheart]

My avatar did come from The Dick Show
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mystery solved. i am proud to announce that i now identify as medium retarded.

 

[Pissmaster]

mystery solved. i am proud to announce that i now identify as medium retarded.

It's okay, you are among retarded frens <3