Weirdest thing you found in a prepacked item

[Lee Crabb]

For me, it was finding a small mummified mouse inside a container of goldfish food.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

I found a gun in a cereal box with a note saying "4210 Wolfetown Rd. Send them to the morgue".

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

I found some brown guy's severed cock inside of my copy of Super Mario Oddysey

 

[Elbow Greased Strength]

One time I got a regular Cheeto in a bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos, and another time got some fruit-flavored vape cartridges in a package of menthols.

That's about it unfortunately.

 

[millais]

Last week I saw someone open up a can of Dr. Pepper, only to find it was completely empty. No holes had been drilled into the can, so it wasn't a case of the liquid leaking out. It appeared that the can had not been filled at the bottling plant, and somehow got shipped out.

 

[Medulseur]

I found a weird piece of paper with some random numbers on it inside a box of cupcakes.

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

Not me but my uncle once found a small bag of crack in a box of laundry detergent.

 

[User names must be unique]

Never found anything in a pre-packaged item but I did once get a deep fried fly on a portion of chips (fries).

 

[The Real Me]

My copy of Sonic ‘06 from Ebay contains someone’s heartfelt confession about not liking their father under the manual.

 

[SCSI]

My copy of Sonic ‘06 from Ebay contains someone’s heartfelt confession about not liking their father under the manual.
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> Sonic '06
> Confession of hate inside

Makes sense.

 

[A-Stump]

Got a used copy of Animal Crossing Wild World from gamestop and the used save file, someone had sent erotic fanfiction to all of their villagers and put it on the town bulletin board.

Once found a live mole in a bag of sealed dog food.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Found an unidentified tumor looking thing in a can of Chef Boyardee in 2001.

Poked at it with a knife and never did get any conclusive data that could tell me what it was. Most likely part of a rodent but really who knows.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Bought a used copy of GTA San Andreas for the Xbox back in the day and inside the manual someone had stashed a $5 bill.

Edit: prepacked item. I no can read today

 

[Niggolash]

The time anon found live spiders in his Wii U.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Hair of unknown origin at the bottom of a box of crackers.

 

[ForgedBlades]

A couple of baby snakes in a bale of straw.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

The time anon found live spiders in his Wii U.
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This is good information. Now I know to literally smash the ever loving shit out of anything that appear to be a clump of mud made in segments, then douse it in lighter fluid, and set it on fire.

 

[RollerGator]

The time anon found live spiders in his Wii U.
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They look like the spiders from the movie Arachnophobia with John Goodman.

 

[glass_houses]

I bought a piggy bank from an op shop and when I got it home I realised something was rattling inside of it. Turned out to be a 1966 Australian fifty cent piece. They're notable because they were pulled out of circulation 1969, and also because they were 80% silver. They're an extremely common coin and they're not worth much on top of silver price, but it was an interesting little bonus for the casual collector.

 

[PFM]

I found a $65 winning combination of symbols on a scratcher ticket once. Never bought another after that. I beat the house, boys.