Welcome to all new fresh meat!

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Hi there, and welcome to the Kiwi Farms!

Hopefully you’re like most retarded newfags and completely ignored all of Null’s many warnings about opsec.

We look forward to your dumbass political views and your likely riveting “deep thoughts” threads.

Never stop being you, guy!



Now tell us all about your embarrassing personal issues.

 

[Catler]

I may have a pink join date, but at least I didn’t join after December 2022.

 

[Telecom]

Welcome to the kiwifarms gentlemen! I will not lie, the chances of you being good users are small! Some may even turn against your fellow users as troons!

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Is my meat still fresh enough for you daddy?

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

I just got my email deleted and didn’t feel like leaving the Farms.

Mainly because I’m a retard.

 

[Meat Target]

More....MORE MEAT FOR ME!

 

[Soup Sammiches]

I'm your rush chairman and I'm damn glad to meet you. Now, for those who haven't bought an elevator pass just hit me up, they're 50 dollars apiece but they're good forever.

 

[Rusty Bucket]

Imagine that we're here to do anything else but essentially shitpost our days away, lmfao. But thanks for the luke warm welcome!

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Fuck off we’re full.

 

[56 others]

Ive watched MATI for 3 years. That is exactly the same as interacting on a forum.

 

[ForgedBlades]

*dabs on you with my 2016 join date*

edit: hoes mad

 

[Frogget-me-not]

I hope I get cooked into a nice steak. Can't let this fresh meat go to waste.

 

[Premium Gonzo]

I for one welcome all our new glowing for one welcome all our new glowing frens.

 

[Roland TB-303]

Yeah but I sent Null feet pics for this t&h

 

[Vibe_Guy]

When I was very small I got scared late at night because I saw a MTV rap video of sexy vampire nurses bitting down on the rappers neck.

From that day, to this day, I cover my neck in sheets when I feel vulnerable and wrap my body in a cocoon and lay in a fetal position.

I am a male in my 20s. I find that embrassaing, not embarrassing enough to stop, but embarrassing enough not to do it when I sleep within eye view of people I don't know well enough.

 

[Kiwi Fairy With Bow]

Helwo, I am Fresh Meat but I've been a lurker of the site and watcher of mati for a long bit. Thanks for the welcome.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

The first Dec 1st user I see ima' fucking call them a Nigger, I will put Nigger in every field.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Yeah but I sent Null feet pics for this t&h

Learn from @BoingoTango and send Null your butthole.

Or from @Strange Rope Hero and dox your self sex change attempt.

 

[Pimpleking55]

I just got my email deleted and didn’t feel like leaving the Farms.

Mainly because I’m a retard.

Same, only i forgot my password and didn't want to bother anyone so made a new account, so dont feel bad we can be retards together....

 

[Grub]