what am i supposed to do with lolcows?

[Golden_rat]

I have been in this site for a tint bit, but besides watching them, how can i "actively particapate" in miliking lols?

 

[Justanotherguy]

You could engage in conversation with kiwis that furthers the narrative. Your eyes may see something others haven't.

 

[Niggernerd]

Prank call them using the dox then tell us all about it.

 

[Hellspawn]

Dig out more of their info.
Watch them and archive their shit.
Discuss with other farmers.
Avoid pozloading my neghole.

I'm not an expert since I've only done the fourth, but that's usually how it is here.

 

[Sprate Header]

Force them to kill themselves by calling them a poopy head.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Treat this site like a zoo

Point and laugh from a distance, don't feed the animals or they'll fight back.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Point and laugh. They are they Muppet Show, and we are Waldorf and Statler.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Give them advice, especially if you derail a thread by doing it.

 

[Previously Chimping]

if you are smart: nothing. you will be like most of us idiots here and pretend you don't share the same species as the lolcow and its teat you're sucking on for entertainment sake's.

if you are stupid: you will make a thread like this asking how to make this awful situation even worse. instead of sucking a cow nipple, you're now trying to slip a finger in its asshole too

 

[nekrataal]

You just observe them. Nothing more.

 

[Kromer Merchant]

The main rule of this site is to not interact with them, how can you be this retarded?

 

[GENERAL MAO]

talk to them speak to them make them feel warm, get to know them to help them, but the main rule is to love them try and massage their legs be honest about your feelings, just get gay with the idea

 

[Solid Snek]

Post a photo of yourself, naked, in your own house, with an easily-identifiable landmark out the window, and a computer or laptop behind you with your primary social media and most embarrassing porn folders clearly visible on the screen.

It's a great way to "milk the lols"!

 

[Just A Butt]

what's a tint bit?

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

what's a tint bit?

Tiddy lint

 

[Just A Butt]

Tiddy lint

yeah, that seems legit

 

[Ketamine Kat]

Yes I too wish to engage in the "active participation" of these individuals fellow non-glowie! Let us find out through discussing it here so we can collect information - I mean learn from our fellow Kiwi "KF" Farms users what they actively do!

 

[GENERAL MAO]

shoot people for money, would not dare call meself an assassin because I'm 14stone id I cannot be overweight Assasin