what are some benefits to worshipping moloch?

[Gangstalker #32194]

burning children to death in a sacrificial ritual seems like a lot of effort so its got me wondering about what the payoff is supposed to be

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Investment capital from Blackrock

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

You get that nice little coupon book in the mail.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Your liberal friends will like you more.

 

[Radola Gajda]

You will get Lifetime supply of Cheese Pizza . And you will get opportunity to take part in making of Cheese Pizza.

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

Infinite loosh

 

[Spud]

You get a cool hat and candle.

 

[Joe Swanson]

Being destroyed and having your land stolen by the Israelites

 

[We Are The Witches]

You'll be a democrat?

 

[Éamonn Ceannt]

A blowie from Maggie Thatch.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Moloch was just Yahweh in a wig. He was trolling the non Jewish tribes by getting them to burn their children.

Kind of like "Twitch Support" trolls getting that kid to microwave his hard drive.

 

[Mad_Dog]

Eternal torment

 

[Chromeo]

All the fried toddlers you can eat!

 

[Eternal Spirit of Light]

Infinity shekels.

 

[dick brain]

A little hat and friends in high places.

 

[KingNothing]

As said: all the $ you want

 

[Buttigieg2020]

You get to keep your congressional seat.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

You get a cool hat and candle.

Do you also get a wizard robe? If so, I'm sold.

 

[Spud]

Do you also get a wizard robe? If so, I'm sold.

You do indeed. It's an all inclusive package.

 

[FailurePersonifiedV2]

Eternal damnation