What are some cool and hip compliments to give your neighbor at the urinal?

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Usually I just look over and say, "Wow! That's a whopper!" but I feel like after a while, all the regulars at the urinals I frequent have already heard it. I need new material but I don't want to go on the TickTocks because that's gay. How do I find out what the cool hip kids are saying about each other's dongs while throwing a whizz?

 

[We Are The Witches]

Sir, we're not urinating in the middle of the street in order to wash our bums, so I can tell you're not Indian.

 

[Justice Tony]

"No wonder you have a hot wife"

 

[dick brain]

 

[Pruto]

just "nice dick bro"
I'm a very simple, old fashioned person

 

[Poison]

"I'm not gay, but I would totally suck that shit."

 

[Tetopettenson]

i like to compliment their aim. its the little things like that that really brighten peoples days

 

[OrionBalls]

"You are the hoopiest of froods, my man. I'll bet you've got a towel on you, right now, even." Then I'd give him a double thumbs up, and consequently drop my shewee on the floor.

 

[Shine-369]

Looks like you might need a couple more hands for that.

 

[Le b0wski]

Great aim, I hope to avoid pissing on myself like that one day.

 

[Nice Comoesta]

Can’t beat a classic.

 

[Señora Airi]

Sounds like you're frying chicken over there.

 

[DankSmoker]

Solid stream, man!

 

[OrionBalls]

Water's cold today, innit?

 

[Cat tit bingo]

I bet you get the SSR gyattz with that drippy thang, you don't even need rizz with something like that.

 

[Coffee Drain]

 

[Motorfag]

Nice cock!

 

[Mimic]

Hey, are you a Twitch affiliate? Cause that's a wicked stream!

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Nice cock, looks a little dry though...

 

[SofondaCox]

In the immortal words of Ron Jeremy - nice piece, bro