What are the most retarded alternate history "what ifs" you can come up with?

soulgains

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There are many cows in the AH space, as most of us are aware, who create absolutely dogshit, divorced from reality scenarios that often times reflect their own deep seated autism and intellectual hang ups. Now its time for YOU to do the same, and up the ante. Create the worst possible what if scenarios you can think of, and make Rudyard Lynch blush!
 
There was no colonization of America, and all indigenous people thrived despite the attempts at disruption by other nations.
They would still be in the stone age, living in huts, hunting and gathering. No real agriculture. No infrastructure. Worshipping multiple mythological animals. Wearing beads and feathers. Deforming their heads by strapping their babies to wooden boards. Most advanced form of transportation is a hollowed out log. Still haven't developed the wheel, writing, or units of trade. No domesticated animals. Fighting countless brutal bloody conflicts amongst themselves with stone axes and spears. The Aztec nations would grow beyond its borders into the American Southwest, genociding every tribe they came across. The plains Indians would hunt the bison to extinction via their brilliant maneuver of stampeding hundreds of them off of cliffs. The smaller isolated tribes would develop birth defects from multigenerational inbreeding.

Why, what do you think would happen?
 
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They would still be in the stone age, living in huts, hunting and gathering. No real agriculture. No infrastructure. Worshipping multiple mythological animals. Wearing beads and feathers. Deforming their heads by strapping their babies to wooden boards. Most advanced form of transportation is a hollowed out log. Still haven't developed the wheel, writing, or units of trade. No domesticated animals. Fighting countless brutal bloody conflicts amongst themselves with stone axes and spears. The Aztec nations would grow beyond its borders into the American Southwest, genociding every tribe they came across. The plains Indians would hunt the bison to extinction via their brilliant maneuver of stampeding hundreds of them off of cliffs. The smaller isolated tribes would develop birth defects from multigenerational inbreeding.

Why, what do you think would happen?
Well, since it's the alt-history thread, it's interesting to imagine what (a more natural) Darwinist process via what you're describing would lead to, eventually stabilizing itself (even if after massive bloodshed).
 
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