What are the pros and cons of killing yourself?

[fuzzyrodent85]

I tried to search it up on Google but it just gives me a bunch of numbers.

 

[Charles P. Scene]

Pros:

• No bullshit

Cons:

• You're a pussy

 

[Some Badger]

Pros:
You can escape this extremely lame but nonetheless waking dystopia nightmare and find out what awaits you on the other side.

Cons:
Someone has to clean out your home and forensic analysts will probably probe your computer to make sure your death wasn't a murder, no doubt uncovering your unsavory browser history.

 

[Grub]

Pros: you'll be no longer alive
Cons: you'll be no longer alive

 

[Kiwi On The Go]

Pros: No more responsibilities, no more worries, just you and the eternal void. People that know you will be distraught, but it's not like that's your problem anymore.
Cons: Everyone will remember you as a pusspuss. There's always a chance of surviving a suicide attempt and having to live the rest of your lifetime as a cripple. You might get reincarnated as a nigger. You wont get to experience the few enjoyable things this shit world has to offer.

 

[Hereitis]

Pros. No more worries.
Cons. You will never know what you were capable of and people will forget you.

 

[Pruto]

Pros. Everything
Cons. Nothing for you but you might upset other people which sucks.

 

[KingCoelacanth]

Pros. Everything
Cons. Nothing for you but you might upset other people which sucks.

if it upsets them that much they can just kill themselves as well

 

[SpergPatrol]

Pros: Everything including never having to listen to another stupid person ever again
Cons: You can't laugh at lolcows and stupid people anymore and see all the funny dumb shit they get up to.

 

[Yuri_]

Pros: you won't have to deal with clownworld anymore
Cons: most religions frown on suicide, so if it turns out that god is real, you'll be punished somehow

 

[Shig O'nella]

Pro: People say nice things about you for 30 seconds or so before forgetting all about you.
Con: You're dead.

Pro: No more pain.
Con: No more everything else.

Pro: It's cheap.
Con: So's your Mom.

 

[Dude Snakes]

There are none, you die and you go to Hell your friends and family grieve. Don't be selfish think about others but also get help.

 

[Penis Drager]

There are none, you die and you go to Hell your friends and family grieve. Don't be selfish think about others but also get help.

At least you won't have to get vaccinated.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Pro: You're dead
Con: You're dead

 

[Professor G. Raff]

Pro: Escape from this hellish mortal coil.
Con: None. Do it already.

 

[Finder]

Pros: you never have to go to work again
Cons: probably going to hell

 

[MarkofdaBOOG]

Pros: Your dead
Cons: You can't blows all your money on drugs and illegal gambling sites

 

[Jason Wynn]

Pro - I can finally escape Clown World

Con - Possibility I’d have cashed out too soon and we’re due for something wonderful and good that I’ll now miss out on

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

Pros - you won't see any more troons in your life.
Cons - you'll spend an eternity in hell with all the troons there with you.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

pro- you won't make anymore threads like this
con- can't see any