What are you bringing to fight in the TOTAL RETARD WAR? - I’m bringing my tub trumpet and a Healy.

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

Unsheath your weapons, comrades, for we shall fight for our right to stay MATI! ONWARD!!!

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

You can have my austim.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

I’m still bringing the Ben Wa balls.

 

[Bankman]

I'm 100% retarded. I was born retarded.

 

[SneedSeer]

I'm bringing weaponized autism.

 

[Slimy Time]

From this day onward, I will not wash my uncircumcised penis. Then when war is declared, I will unsheathe it and threaten to stick it into tranny front holes.

Or maybe they are into that shit. Perhaps not.

 

[Plainview]

I'll be strapped with antiestrogen filled water guns

 

[Blouie]

A sock full of silver coins

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

A job application.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

I asked Null how I could help; he told me giving to him money was the only good way to help, so I did.

 

[Butwhythough2]

Oh captain, my captain!

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

VAN FULL OF RETARDS

 

[BirdUp]

electric scooter and snickers bar

 

[Shidoen]

A bunch of pit bulls, some heavy caliber rifles, and a few pounds of meth. Allegedly.

 

[Point and Laugh]

I give coin to our leader whenever possible but my true contribution is my very fertile womb that has already created future KiwiFarmers, TERFs and bullies.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I have the power of God and anime on my side.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

My extra chromozomes are legion

 

[cypocryphy]

I'm going to drop MovieBlob like he was an atomic bomb and ride on him like in Dr. Strangelove.

 

[WaveMeltzer]

I am going to get back into cocaine and get to modifying a go-kart.

 

[Ass Johnson]

I am a total fucking retard therefore I will bring myself.