Bread forged in darkness from wheat harvested from Hell's Half-Acre and baked by Beelzebub
Mayonnaise made from the evil eggs of a powerful dark chicken beaten into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman
Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow
666 separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood
Dijon mustard
Lettuce
Sun-dried tomatoes
Not big on the sun-dried tomatoes though.