What are your least favorite DSPisms?

[Massively Strong Greed]

I’ll start with the obvious ones:

emphasizing the hard T sound

uptalk at the end of a sentence, especially if it ends with the “oo” sound

playing a children’s game and acting like the plot is impossible to understand or so ridiculous that it had to have been made on drugs (Blinx the Time Sweeper, Ape Escape)

 

[Tears for T]

Need time to really summarize all the stuff. I can start with;

- He never change the batteries in that retarded soundbox/drumroll thing. He always says he will change it but of course he never does.

- The close up/effect stuff he does. Peak Clown mode, beyond pathetic

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

Need time to really summarize all the stuff. I can start with this;

He never change the batteries in that retarded soundbox/drumroll thing. He always says he will change it but of course he never does.

The clown box/clown overlays/clown mode in general count for this thread.

 

[Ketamine Kat]

The DPS'ism I will always despise is the lip smacking whenever he drinks or eats anything... That is genuinely utterly disgusting and shows you have no sense of manners or how to behave like a functional adult.

 

[smug comporon]

The way he always says my wife instead of just calling her Kat.

 

[dumb led lights]

I hate when blatantly burps into the mic, excuses himself then says "That was disgusting".

 

[Gramh]

The DPS'ism I will always despise is the lip smacking whenever he drinks or eats anything... That is genuinely utterly disgusting and shows you have no sense of manners or how to behave like a functional adult.

He does that, and I shit you not, because that's how media comically presented pretentious food critics as smacking their food around their mouth loudly to exaggerate the idea that they were tasting their food. He's that retarded that the idea that this wasn't how people would actually taste test food and it was done as a form of lowest common denominator comedy doesn't enter into his brain at all and his low interaction with others probably means he's never been told to his face that it's disturbing.

 

[JefOliveira90]

All of them.

The gay uptalk; Forcefully burping on the mic; Snorting and then wobbling his head; T-posing like an idiot trying to give everyone a hug; Y-posing for no reason; Moving his hands constantly while talking during the podcast... As I said, all of them.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Philburt is so predictable and familiar that he can't really annoy me anymore. The world may change constantly, but Phil does not.

I sometimes dislike when he yells at and abuses the pay piglets, because I think he should appreciate the fact that he has an audience and it makes him seem very ungrateful for his continued relevance, but aside from that it's just Phil acting like Phil.

 

[Street Peter]

"Guys, im gunna be ahnest"
you know dsp going to say some bullshit all while his eyes dart all over the room.

 

[Lurker at the Threshold]

The confused "Huh"'s. You can literally hear his brain short circuiting and pouring out of his mouth as drool every time he utters one.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Some parts of his body language - Bug eyes, eyes darting around like a pinball, headshakes to convey distress, headshakes that convey seemingly nothing at all, leg slaps and the most horrifying one of all, the weird mouth motion where he suddenly jerks part of his mouth to one side and it looks like the snake headed alien is trying to escape the Phil suit.

 

[Iron Hamster]

all of them



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[PenskeMaterial]

He has this habit of touching his back teeth on the left side with his tongue. It's very noticeable when he rambles and then stops to quickly touch that spot and then continues his spiel, and it's ALWAYS the same spot.

Describing things as -style something. More recently when he talked about racist jokes he made in the past and described them as 'racist style stuff I used to do with my jokes.'

The peculiar and very specific sequence of moves he does when he touches his face.

He's just a bag of tics at this point.

 

[Telemeter]

When he says "it does", "it has", "it is" at the end of every other sentence as if to give credence to whatever he was saying before, regardless of how absurd it was.

"My life has been tough over the last decade, it has"

He does it all the time.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

The indignant look on his face "huhhhh? That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard."

 

[Gay-Mexican Jeff Goldblum]

Leg slaps, singing.

 

[Level99Manchild]

Philburt is so predictable and familiar that he can't really annoy me anymore. The world may change constantly, but Phil does not.

I sometimes dislike when he yells at and abuses the pay piglets, because I think he should appreciate the fact that he has an audience and it makes him seem very ungrateful for his continued relevance, but aside from that it's just Phil acting like Phil.

If Jaxx still donates to Phil after being berated for spending money on Genshin waifus, Jaxx deserves it. Poor bastard is beyond hope. Speaking of fighting games, it's really painful to hear him sound like a pro when he's just mashing as top-tiers.

The worst DPSisms for me have to be when he use words like chill and cuisine. There's nothing chill about a streamer talking to you like he's your boss reviewing your performance as a tipper or when he berates his "community" for not sucking his dick on stream. That's not how communities work, Phil. As for cuisine, it's not like he's ordering this god-tier quality food. He's just ordering sloppy shit or fast food ffs.

 

[Wormy]

ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK

 

[Julia Chang]

Not sure if it's a true "DSPism" but it is certainly something that he does regularly.
When DSP has some kind of bug or corruption in a game and instead of, (as a normal person would do) reloading immediately or rebooting the game, DSP has to act like he's never seen a bug in a game before.
It takes minutes sometimes for him to reload a save as he's trying to navigate his way out of a glitch which is clearly unrecoverable all the while yelling "I think I'm experiencing a game bug, dood! Look! It's totally glitched, I can't move! See? *holds controller up to the webcam to show he is moving the stick* Totally bugged dood what the fuck ACKACKACK. Oh my god..."

It's one of the very few things he does that actually makes me groan at him out loud when I watch a playthrough to just reload the fucking game, but no, it always has to be this song and dance.

Just reload the fucking save, Phil. It happens. We've all experienced it. Your reaction to a glitch is not unique, funny, or remotely interesting in the way you intend for it to be. Please stop.