What are your predictions for 2021?

[JambledUpWords]

Can be anything. Personal, social, political, etc. Don’t powerlevel too much though, feds are watching. Be kind to our alphabet overlords.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Stuff will happen.

 

[JambledUpWords]

I predict that at some point, the mask mandates will have to go away within the year of 2021

 

[MrJokerRager]

Trump will take the oath of office on January 20th, 2021 one way or the other.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Trump will take the oath of office on January 20th, 2021 one way or the other.

Okay, just so this thread doesn’t age badly, I’ll make an opposite prediction:

Joe Biden will take the oath of office on January 20, 2021, but mysteriously die a few months into office so Kamala can take over.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I know thread is a shitpost, but very, very bad things will happen next year. Be careful everyone

 

[️ronic]

COVID 2: Electric Boogaloo

 

[symantec]

- Massive inflation
- Continued transfer of wealth from 1st world nations
- Massive migration unseen in centuries
- A return of a European superpower
- Civil war in some European and Asian nations
- Armenian Genocide v2 the reckoning
- African kids still starving to death
- Movie theaters fucked beyond repair, becoming owned entirely by Disney
- Populist uprising in Britain resulting in one party rule beyond what the conservatives are capable of
- Russia and China continue to bleed out despite their best efforts, and both experience intense economic downturn.
- Joe Biden dies from a cocaine overdose
- Kamala Harris doesn't get to be president
- Dan Crenshaw announces a senate challenge to Ted Cruz
- Farmers and Truckers try to stage a protest that ultimately fails because major cities will import their products from overseas using the fucking air.
- New Yorkers keep leaving in droves
- California sees a resurgence in Covid while most states see a downturn in mid march due to shutting off utilities for people who breach quarantine.
- Bitcoin surges for a little bit.

 

[-4ZURE-]

Few predictions I guess....
-Trump no longer president as Biden does win. People are not going to listen to any fraud claims, legitimate or not, as most voters are complete Orange Man bad.
-Trump does not get 230 repealed, leaving us safe for a little while until a Dem may try to pull the same stunt.
-COVID lockdowns last atleast another Semester for any college students out there. (Gen Z get f@#ked)
-Riots are more than likely going to be suppressed by Biden, likely leading to further tension between progressives and establishment
-Media never shows anything political, goes back to Obama era silence on the president.
- Progressives start making attempts to overthrow the establishment overlords to enact their commie party
-Trump supporters will keep fighting to make Biden an illegitimate president, leaving Dems in hell against Progressives and Trumpers for 4 years.
-More failure movie reboots, superhero films, remakes, etc.. (2010s movie culture slowly dies)
-The internet goes a bit quiet on politics like 2017. Enough happens to give a year break from the delusional if you need it
-Smugness overload from late night and Xer media.

 

[The Real Me]

Same shit, new number.

 

[Wish I knew]

-If 230 gets repealed, Kiwi Farms shuts down and all the users here scatter like the wind. Other sites like Encyclopedia Dramatica and 4/8chan get screwed over by lawsuits and the internet basically becomes more corporate aligned.
-If 230 doesn't get repealed then I'm going to assume the Farms will probably go through some other hardships and trials. Hopefully if it does stay we get new lolcows and spergs to laugh at
-Speaking of spergs, I expect a far right or far left politisped to commit minecraft and cause some crackdown on whatever community they came from and related communes. I expect some of them to migrate here for refuge like what had happened last year with 8chan. I also expect them to most likely get chased off the site since people won't want to associate with them and would want them to fuck off.
-Most media will probably either stay apolitical or make a few outdated orange man jokes and people will still talk about Goobergay years after it's corpse has rotted.
-One of the Deathfats will probably die of obesity
-Another political rally that glows brighter than the sun happens
-COVID lockdowns end around March at earliest and May at latest
-Breadtube goes through a similar event to the skeptics IBS where Breadtubers get outed as pedos, grifters, and much more.
-Speaking of skeptics, they become more and more laughable as the year passes on until it just gets depressing.
-Someone eventually tries to set up another CHAZ and it fails miserably again
-We get into another war in the Middle East
-Dear Leader finally retires and if the site is still up he gives it to someone he can trust with maintaining it. If 230 gets repealed he leaves the internet and finds his Serbian sweetheart to live a fulfilling life.
-Video Games as a whole end up either being a hit or a miss, there will probably be one that is either so good that everyone likes it or so bad that it's made fun of by every corner of the internet
-Movie theaters as a whole end up closing due to COVID screwing up millions in revenue and people spending time watching things like Netflix and Amazon Video.
-2010s era nerd culture continues to decline and eventually dies out. King or Chad culture starts to slowly become more mainstream and shifts to more acceptable viewpoints or they just become Nice Guys 2.0
-E3 will still be cringeworthy as it ever was.

 

[Smug Chuckler]

It will be even more gayer than 2020.

 

[JethroTullamore]

I predict there will be less political sperging on this site, and I think that’s a good thing.

I also predict I’ll try to stop drinking again, ultimately failing less than a month in.

 

[peggy18]

im praying that nothing happens to the farms/ free speech online but that is likely a pipe dream anyways here are my predictions for the next decade in the united states...


- CHINA STYLE INTERNET
-SLIGHT ECONOMIC RECOVERY WHENEVER COVID ENDS BUT STILL A SHIT ECONOMY
- HATE SPEECH LAWS IN THE US
- HIGHER TAXES TO FUND SOCIALIST PROGRAMS
- ENCRYPTION OUTLAWED
- MORE RESTRICTIONS ON CRYPTOCURRENCY
-TV GETS EVEN WORSE
-POTENTIAL RESURGENCE IN ZINES/PRINTED MEDIA DUE TO THE INTERNET BEING CUCKED
-ALL COOL WEBSITES NOW HOSTED ON TOR ANONYMOUSLY
-GUN GRABBING ENSUES
- FEDERAL LEGALIZATION OF MARIJUANA
-PRISON REFORM
-MORE UNQUALIFIED PEOPLE BEING PUT IN POSITIONS THEY DONT DESERVE BECAUSE THEY HAVE BROWN SKIN
-MOVIE THEATERS GONE, ITS ALL ON STREAMING SERVICES NOW
- SERIOUS SECURITY VULNERABILITIES FOUND IN ALMOST ALL IOT DEVICES INCLUDING CARS
- WAR
-MAJOR AMERICAN CITIES BECOME TAXI DRIVER AGAIN
-PRICE OF OIL SKYROCKETS
-COLLEGE DEGREES BECOME MORE AND MORE USELESS DUE TO 0 STANDARDS, CERTIFICATIONS AND XP BECOME NEW STANDARD
-PRICE OF GOLD DROPS, BITCOIN SKYROCKETS
-UNITED STATES VIRTUAL CURRENCY
-INTERNET DATA USAGE CAPPED AT 1TB PER HOUSEHOLD
- POLITICALLY BIASED MISINFORMATION IS TAUGHT AT SCHOOLS
- MORE TAXES
- MORE TECH JOBS
- LESS CREATIVE JOBS
-MAYBE WE CAN GO OUTSIDE AGAIN
-ANOTHER PANDEMIC
-SIMPSONS STILL ON
-SOUTH PARK CANCELLED
- EARTH STOPS SPINNING

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

The apocalypse.

 

[-4ZURE-]

E3 will still be cringeworthy as it ever was.

E3 was gone for good I thought?

 

[Product Placement]

That it will last 365 days

 

[Wish I knew]

E3 was gone for good I thought?

E3 was only cancelled this year because of COVID so i'm pretty sure it will come back after

 

[Ledgitouchie]

 

[Catnip Smokes]

Biden will fall over 8 more times chasing his dog.