What class would you teach at kiwi university

[DerKryptid]

Lolcow sex 101 is not allowed

 

[JamusActimus]

French cow 101

 

[DerKryptid]

French cow 101

Chrétien chandéler

 

[JamusActimus]

Chrétien chandéler

Crétin Chandelier

 

[Reverend]

Religion

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Kiwi Tech. Basic computer shit like what browser/addons to use, staying away from spyware software, and how NOT to do what Ethan Ralph did by joining a "secure domain" that got his shit hacked and doxed by pointing out basic surface level issues

 

[Synthetic Smug]

Digital Art. Art History.

 

[Akashic Retard]

I would teach etiquette and I would teach it wrong on purpose.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Home Economics

 

[Red Hood]

Hiding Your Power level 101 and the Pulp Appreciation elective.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Regular sex 101

Spoiler

It'll mainly be an exposition on the mechanics of sex, rather than how to have it.

 

[seri0us]

Kiwi Tech. Basic computer shit like what browser/addons to use, staying away from spyware software, and how NOT to do what Ethan Ralph did by joining a "secure domain" that got his shit hacked and doxed by pointing out basic surface level issues

I'll be the TA for this one.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

Intro to Andew Dobson, for all those at Kiwi U pursuing an art history degree

 

[okwhyamidoingthis]

Gaining hope against all odds 101

 

[thismanlies]

Lolcow History. I'd teach about ancient/inactive cows like Nick Bate or Cloe Sagal.

Edit: I'd even do a thesis on the guy who was such a creep towards a Tiny Toons voice actress that he effectively got the show canceled.

 

[Tsurubami Senri]

touhoes

 

[kūhaku]

Black history

 

[TroonsDid911]

African American Studies, with a major in Nigger Economics and Linguistics

 

[OrionBalls]

Culinary Arts (Seventy Things to Make That Aren't Tendies, and Also Tendies)

 

[Death Grip]

Long and convoluted Fantasy Series with special interest going to the Wheel of Time Fantasy Epic by Robert Jordan.
And I would make everyone read the whole series.