What country are you from? - Kiwis of the world, unite!

Which part of the world that has suffered from your existence?

  • Murica(fuck yeah!)

    Votes: 36 43.9%
  • Cuckland (where ham is called bacon)

    Votes: 7 8.5%
  • Middle East(how the fuck you still alive lmao)

    Votes: 2 2.4%
  • Jewish world order headquarters (Zion)

    Votes: 1 1.2%
  • Latin America( lmao bananas and asses, also football)

    Votes: 8 9.8%
  • Central America( how you not beheaded in a drug war yet)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Western Europe

    Votes: 7 8.5%
  • Central europe

    Votes: 5 6.1%
  • Balkans( remove kebab)

    Votes: 1 1.2%
  • Eastern Europe (cheeki breeki)

    Votes: 1 1.2%
  • Central Ásia(i never saw water bodies larger than a pond)

    Votes: 1 1.2%
  • India

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Southern Asia (me love you long time)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • China

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • North korea

    Votes: 5 6.1%
  • Asia( Japan and worst Korea)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Oceania

    Votes: 1 1.2%
  • Australia and kiwi lands

    Votes: 3 3.7%
  • Afrika

    Votes: 4 4.9%

  • Total voters
    82

AN/ALR56

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Since I'm a sperg about foreign places ( I'm poor though, farthest from home i got was to Paraguay to buy tax free shit).

I'd like to know how daily life and interesting things that happen in your country.

Obviously if you have anything to ask about my country( southern Brazil) I will try to answer.

Also if you can share pics that would be great.
 
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TEXAS, USA. It is a good part of the country for economic conditions (right to work policy, no state tax, only have to pay sales, property, and federal taxes). The climate is very easy to endure, consisting mainly of dry heat (though very humid and hot near the Gulf of Mexico), only has a few weeks each year of snow/ice temperature, though very dangerous when it does snow/ice because retards don't have any experience driving on icy road conditions and crash often. Public transport in metropolitan urban areas is very poor and it barely exists in suburban areas, so vehicle ownership is almost mandatory.

Don't move to the urbanized areas here right now; although economy is very good, property value is going crazy high and rent too, because of many corporate relocations to this area and subsequent demand for housing vastly exceeding existing market. Wait for next big crash to come here permanently.

The barbecue here is very superior to the other American states' barbecues, due to excellent style of Texas barbecue sauce and species of firewood. No excessive vinegar, like in the Carolinas type barbecue sauce, just rich sweet flavor that enhance the meat, and the Texan mesquite tree firewood smoke also adds a very distinctive, kind of spice-like smell and taste to the meat.

Good state for road tripping, there are a number of very interesting historical and natural sites, but they are spread out all over the place and the distances are very far, so you really need a partner to share the driving time if you want to get around quickly and with minimal fatigue.

In demographics, the native redneck Anglo population is actually not so large, and the famously distinctive Texan accent is only found among the much older generations of locals, with all youths speaking with the general Midwestern type American accent that predominates in the rest of the USA. Many of the Anglos here are actually northern Yankee carpetbaggers. There is a lot of Latinos, most of them recent immigrant from Mexico, but actually very sizeable minority (especially the higher socioeconomic class Latinos) descended from the old Tejano stock that was settling in this area when Spain still ruled Mexico. In urban areas, very fast growing populations of East Asians and South Asians due to big high tech, medical, and defense contractor industries and corporate headquarter relocations. Black population largely concentrated in inner cities, in contrast to Latinos, who are equally well represented outside the barrio slums as within.

No joke, if you want to know what it is like here without visiting, just watch King of the Hill. Some areas are more rural/redneck, and others are more urban/developed, but the show very accurately captured an averaged representation of the state, from the typical kinds of small businesses to the look of the residential subdivisions.
 
My neck of the woods owes its prosperity to the Serbs removing Kebab despite being a half of a world away.

And they say genocide is a bad thing.
 
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