What country should I tell ICE I'm from?

[Penis Drager 2.0]

Probably getting deported soon and don't wanna go home. Which country should I have them send me to?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Niggeragua.

 

[Gog & Magog]

Andorra. Thank me later.

 

[Pagan Min]

Tell 'em you're from Israel. With the way Trump sucks jew cock, you'll never be deported.