What did my Rabbi mean when he said "I put the CUM in circumcision"?

[Lou Bega]

I have no idea what he meant by that, but I'm scared. Should I call the cops?

 

[Chadikus Maximus]

You have been designated for the Femboy conversion ranch, do not resist, prepare your body and accept your new place in society

 

[Cat tit bingo]

the rabbi is going to have a foreskin on his penis, just not his.