What did you get me for my Kiwiversary?

[parsnip]

Do I get to call people newfags now that I've been here for a year?

 

[Fat Gollum]

A big sweaty hug.

 

[Sean Shemmy]

Nothing.

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

eh...

 

[XANA]

In keeping with the forum's theme, I bring you the biggest, blackest, most meaningless gift of all: nothing.

 

[Neodanthril]

A firm handshake with eye contact

 

[a hapless toad]

A Costco sheet cake with CONGRATS YOU'RE STILL A NEWFAG written on it in that gross gel icing that tastes like sadness.

Better luck with your attention-seeking validation arc next year.

 

[Sean Shemmy]

In keeping with the forum's theme, I bring you the biggest, blackest, most meaningless gift of all: nothing.

You stole my idea! I brought him nothing first!

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

I got you a copy of the cult classic 2007 video game for the Nintendo Wii, No More Heroes! Your welcome, champ!

 

[CallmeCicada]

Take this, bro. They will protect you from danger.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

the only thing i have to offer is my love. (platonically, of course)

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

a chloroform bouquet here have a smell

 

[Shig O'nella]

Got you an N word pass.

No, not that one, the other one, where I won't call you an attention whore nigger for 24 hours.