What did you give your mom yesterday?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

If you say sex I will do your mom.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Herpes.

Haha just kidding. I didn't give her anything.

 

[Dagger Dragger]

As per my family's custom, I gave her the usual jar of moonshine and box of .223 Remingtons.

 

[eDove]

A text.

 

[LonesomeDud]

My prayers.

 

[Pagan Min]

I gave her a day of peace and quiet. Although, since she's dead, that's what I give her every day... *shrugs*