What do people generally assume of you?

People always assume I piss and shit myself all the time. When in reality, I just wear these pants, just incase I actually do piss/shit myself
 

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People assume that I listen to metal or am some kind of sociopath. A lot.

To their credit, they're not wrong about either.
 
For some reason they assume I’m deeply religious when nothing could be further from the truth. Probably my chiseled jaw and fashion sense.
 
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That I’m apparently a psychologist or councilor because I seem to be a magnet to the kind of people who will unload their entire life story, complete with all their current problems on me after talking with me for a few minutes. Probably doesn’t help that I’m relatively soft spoken and mild mannered outside of the Farms.
 
Random customers at work tend to mistake me for being social and outgoing since they often try to strike up conversations with me, despite the fact that I am neither of those things. In fact whenever I'm hanging out with a group of friends or at a social gathering I'm usually the most reserved one, probably stems from being chronically shy and awkward in my teens and early 20's.
 
People tend to assume i'm a very delicate and dainty person but i'm not afraid to get dirty, i'm afraid I won't be able to clean myself afterward.
 
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