What do you do if you get pee on your pants?

[Forsaken Wanderer]

It's work hours and you go to use the bathroom in the office. Suddenly without warning pee flies everywhere like Katrina's Hurricane including a preliminary bombardment on your pants. What do you do?

 

[4506-C]

Slurp it out

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Men are weird.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

ask the cute girl i work with if she would like some lemonade.

 

[DankSmoker]

Soak the rest of my pants in the sink, they will be none the wiser.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Men are weird.

i think it’s funny how women can’t stop pissing mid stream but guys can

get fucked femoid

 

[Migraine Box]

Here, have an instructional video

 

[Rozzy]

Stand in front of the hand dryer and dry pants.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Stand in front of the hand dryer and dry pants.

so like hank venture?

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Go home, shower and wash the pants.

 

[parsnip]

i think it’s funny how women can’t stop pissing mid stream but guys can

get fucked femoid

the woman who told you this needs to do some kegels

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Punch the faggot that peed on me

 

[DankSmoker]

Punch the faggot that peed on me

Your wimpy punches cant stop my stream.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Punch the faggot that peed on me

Your wimpy punches cant stop my stream.

you can punch him but it wont un pee your pants.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Lock the door, use the air dryer to dry them, then immediately proceed to leave under pretense of medical emergency.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

Visibly shit myself so that I have the matched set.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

stand in the sun