What do you do when you get shot in the head but the pizzaman is at the door?

[Gorgar]

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[A Welsh Cake]

Well, so long as I can keep a part of my body in the living room I’ll be fine.

 

[Vingle]

Cling to the last bit of life and eat pizza as my last supper.

 

[Coolio55]

*star wars theme starts playing*
*uses force powers to open door and levitate slices to my mouth so I can eat*

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Pick myself up, give the delivery boy a nice tip, and use the pepperoni to patch up my wound.

 

[MediocreMilt]

I usually rise from the dead and eat the pizzaguy.

 

[BONE_Buddy]

Pick myself up, give the delivery boy a nice tip, and use the pepperoni to patch up my wound.

Exactly. I mean, how is this even a question? Just because you got shot in the head doesn't give you an excuse to be rude.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

If I’m near Goodsprings I’m golden.

 

[Mr. Bung]

Run to his car (his own personal car they're making him use for work) and get in screaming for him to take you to the hospital as you shoot blood and brain chunks all over the vehicle and his other deliveries.