What do you guys think of my idea for a reboot of 24?

Daddy's Angry Juice

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So Jack Bauer gets pulled out of retirement because there's a new terrorist cell out on the loose and they plan on releasing a nerve gas in every major city in the east coast.
The President aka the Black Guy From The All State Insurance Commercials informs Jack that the bombs have been placed inside the asses of various males and the only way to disarm them is by pressing the ABORT button on the bombs with his penis.
Now Jack must race against time as he fucks like every guy from New York to Miami. And somehow CTU gets disbanded again.
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Jack Bowsers coolness factor cannot change the laws of physics. He is not able to have anal sex with every man on the East Coast. It's simply not possible.
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dude literally shot a bullet though a gap barely big enough to for it to go through and blew up an entire drug lab, he can do anything. and besides you never watched 24 so you dont even know if i just made that up.
 
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Daddy's Angry Juice said:
dude literally shot a bullet though a gap barely big enough to for it to go through and blew up an entire drug lab, he can do anything. and besides you never watched 24 so you dont even know if i just made that up.
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I saw Robin Hood shoot an arrow that hit another arrow in the bullseye so yeah, that shit is entirely possible. Fucking every man on the East Coast in only 24 hours is impossible. I can't even suspend my belief because that is just so ridiculous.aybe if he only had to fuck like all the men in Georgia and Florida I could believe that but not the entire East Coast. That's going too far.
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Jack Bowsers coolness factor cannot change the laws of physics. He is not able to have anal sex with every man on the East Coast. It's simply not possible.
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That's where the gain-of-function AIDS virus that kills 99% of the male population of the world comes into play.

Jack Bauer buggering the vaccine into the remaining East Coast males is mankind's only hope.
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
I saw Robin Hood shoot an arrow that hit another arrow in the bullseye so yeah, that shit is entirely possible. Fucking every man on the East Coast in only 24 hours is impossible. I can't even suspend my belief because that is just so ridiculous.aybe if he only had to fuck like all the men in Georgia and Florida I could believe that but not the entire East Coast. That's going too far.
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what if he was like a one pump chump and he had rocket boots? you cant beat that, he could go so fast in rocket boots and then that could be a conflict with CTU because he stole the governments secret rocket boots so he could have gay sex.
 
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Is there a twist ending where he gets AIDS but since he's so gay that he developed an immunity so he starts fucking even more guys on the west coast. BUT, his immunity is so strong that he becomes the last man on earth.
And then he dies or something.
 
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Dawdler said:
Unrealistic because people from New york get anally annihilated daily.
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yeah but that could alleviate some of the tension, we see a montage of men just getting bare backed and fucked out of their mind while there the little timer in the middle of the screen, but who's not getting fucked in the ass? straight men. that what Jack Bauer realizes after he starts to come down from the MDMA.
 
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