What do you think is going through a spider's head when it's just sitting there next to you?

[Larkin N Likin]

The fucker just vanished. What is it planning?

 

[Pirata]

"I'm going to hide now to make this dude paranoid for the rest of the day", probably.

 

[glass_houses]

"I'm going to hide now to make this dude paranoid for the rest of the day", probably.

That, or she's looking for dinner. Relax OP, she's not going to hurt you.

She's just waiting for you to fall asleep so she can crawl into your ear canal and lay her eggs there.

 

[Overcast]

"Please don't see me please don't see me please don't see me..."

 

[Just A Butt]

a bullet? is the funny answer a bullet? i'm going to say a bullet
KYS fucking spider ha ha

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

That, or she's looking for dinner. Relax OP, she's not going to hurt you.

She's just waiting for you to fall asleep so she can crawl into your ear canal and lay her eggs there.

Too bad it is one of those spiders that crawl up your dickhole at night. Sweet dreams.

 

[glass_houses]

Too bad it is one of those spiders that crawl up your dickhole at night. Sweet dreams.

Good thing I don't have a dick then... poor spidey's got nowhere to go.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Good thing I don't have a dick then... poor spidey's got nowhere to go.

Well even spiders won't crawl up stinkditches.

 

[glass_houses]

Well even spiders won't crawl up stinkditches.

Keep trying, dude.

 

[Professor G. Raff]

If I was a spider and I saw something a hundred thousand times bigger than myself, I'd probably hide too.

 

[JethroTullamore]

“I bet this guys a faggot, he looks like a faggot….what an ugly shirt….”

 

[Megatardingo]

My foot