What do you think was JFK's real cause of death?

[Sparkletor 2.0]

We all know he survived the assassination attempt. What really happened?

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Cocaine

 

[TheSaltySpitoon]

RFK’s fondness for exotic meats led him to wanting to try the long pig.

 

[Le b0wski]

He died of old age in Argentina.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Shame for being shot in the head like a faggot.

 

[beautiful person]

Idk, I saw the Zapruder film and it looked like his head popped like a zit and his brains got all over Jackie's suit.

Good special effects.

 

[Pagan Min]

Severe migraine caused by bullet through the head.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Idk, I saw the Zapruder film and it looked like his head popped like a zit and his brains got all over Jackie's suit.

Good special effects.

Ha! Looks like someone fell for the Jewish propaganda.

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

COVID

He should have worn a mask.

 

[PonderosaPete]

Spontaneous head explosion. Sometimes heads just do that, and the government tries to cover it up.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Heart attack after Lyndon B Johnson reacted to all of his Langley Farms posts with the mad at the ARPAnet sticker

 

[Law]

Caught in the psychic fall-out of the cursemehameha.

 

[ShahOfIran1979]

He had fent in his system when he was shot

 

[dick brain]

Acute lead poisoning.