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Ok so super funny thing. I asked a chabad rabbi about this and he told me that in Lakewood NJ (a place filled with super Orthodox jews). Fiveish (yes that's his name) is the mascot for an organization called Oorah. Oorah does mainly Jewish family outreach (think summer camps, youth trips and organizations, family events etc similar to how Italian catholics will do culture and fundraising but instead of Catholics they're Orthodox jews) and they raise money for these things with auctions where you buy a raffle ticket for $5 and you can win prizes like trips to Israel, home goods, cars, etc. They are really well known for their $5 donation raffle prize thing. oh and the $5 bill mascot is supposed to teach Jewish values through examples.


Now after he told me this I tried to explain how to the outside world this mascot made zero sense and looks like an antisemitic thing someone would make up to attack Jews. He could not wrap this around his head, and neither could other members of the congregation.


so in short you have a $5 bill as a mascot. which dresses and acts like an orthodox Jew. and the people who created this and the people who support this put zero thought into how this might look to the outside world and when told about this. refuse to acknowledge it, refuse to change it and think I'M THE WEIRD ONE (who's looking too much into it).


Game over antisemites even the Jews make better characters than you.




here is a video of this $5 bill going into The most conservative Jewish neighborhood in Jerusalem (that is so conservative. they hate zionists because they want Israel to be a religious theocracy) chasing after and then getting chased by those super conservative Jews. enjoy
 
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Gefilte fish.
Maori Kiwifruit Growers said:
Ok so super funny thing. I asked a chabad rabbi about this and he told me that in Lakewood NJ (a place filled with super Orthodox jews). Fiveish (yes that's his name) is the mascot for an organization called Oorah. Oorah does mainly Jewish family outreach (think summer camps, youth trips and organizations, family events etc similar to how Italian catholics will do culture and fundraising but instead of Catholics they're Orthodox jews) and they raise money for these things with auctions where you buy a raffle ticket for $5 and you can win prizes like trips to Israel, home goods, cars, etc. They are really well known for their $5 donation raffle prize thing. oh and the $5 bill mascot is supposed to teach Jewish values through examples.


Now after he told me this I tried to explain how to the outside world this mascot made zero sense and looks like an antisemitic. he could not wrap this around his head, and neither could other members of the congregation.


so in short you have a $5 bill as a mascot. which dresses and acts like an orthodox Jew. and the people who created this and the people who support this put zero thought into how this might look to the outside world and when told about this. refuse to acknowledge it, refuse to change it and think I'M THE WEIRD ONE (who's looking too much into it).


Game over antisemites even the Jews make better characters than you.




here is a video of this $5 bill going into The most conservative Jewish neighborhood in Jerusalem (that is so conservative. they hate zionists because they want Israel to be a religious theocracy) chasing after and then getting chased by those super conservative Jews. enjoy
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This is basically Bibleman but Jewish, then?
 
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Gefilte fish.

This is basically Bibleman but Jewish, then?
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Yes. Jewish internal media (like the stuff the religious kids consume) can range from interesting to hilarious.



Interesting would be this hasidic Jewish (black hat jews) kids toy:



hilarious would be fivish




Also good Gefilte fish rocks anyone who disagrees with me can fight me



oh and for the jew or goy thing.


Goy/Goyium (goyium is just plural)/gentile just means other nation (traditional Jewish religious thought places all peoples into "nations" including Jews, so the Jewish people are one nation, the Canaanites are another, the Romans are another etc etc) that isn't Jewish.

So this rabbi is saying that you aren't acting like a Jew but instead dressing/acting like non Jews and that it's a sin to act like the goyium so change your ways (a lot of Jewish rules like kosher and how we dress and act is based around the idea to separate ourselves from the non Jew so we can focus on the Torah and the obligation that (we believe) God gave us at Mt. Sini (basically to make people monotheistic, not worship idols and some other stuff).


But again I have no idea why he's angry at Barney.....
 
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