What feuds would you like to see in the future?

[AgriDrThunder]

I'm a bit late with this one but now that Metokur has finally spoken on the gunt, who would you like to see Ethan sperg at and fight with in the future?

Dax seems like an obvious choice.

Personally I'd like to see Zidan come out of retirement for a few swings. Nick Fuentes would be a fun one as well. I think Nora has taken a few lowkey swipes but a more overt approach would be quite entertaining.

 

[The Ancestor]

Frank Hassle could be funny, Gunt can’t legally own a firearm for a boogie moment. Otherwise Keemstar would be hilarious

 

[Microsoft_Eli]

I’d like to see him battle his alcoholism

 

[SSJGPUAR]

Clearly Michael Snyder is the only logical choice.

 

[Sam Losco]

I think Hassle would be best content since he's a crazy asshole that has no problem taking shit IRL. Pretty sure he's a big dude too so he'd crush Ralph.

 

[Bummer]

Cozy boots him and he goes after Fuentes and all the rest seems kind of inevitable.

 

[Cup Noodle]

I’d like to see him battle his alcoholism

That's the daily battle that has given us so much content thus far.

 

[Least Concern]

Pipkin Pippa.

 

[zyclonPD]

Sam Hyde. Want to see Gunt get the full iDubbz treatment.

 

[MG-34]

Frank Hassle could be funny, Gunt can’t legally own a firearm for a boogie moment. Otherwise Keemstar would be hilarious

He can own a black powder gun which would be funny if he tried to kill someone with it. I know legally a felon can own a blackpowder firearm but I'm not sure if they can use one defensively.

 

[BruceyBoy]

All out war with his local Amazon delivery driver. Why? Who the fuck knows, but you know he would

 

[Weeb Slinger]

As Ralph casts aside more and more of the trappings of civilisation, in readiness for his impending release back into the wild, I would like to see him feuding more with his peers in the animal kingdom.

Ralph vs four racoons, for example, is something that I would be willing to pay to view.

Ralph vs a Troupe of Baboons in the Western Sahara is the Easter Sunday entertainment the world deserves.

A classic in the making would be Ralph vs Gator (an actual gator) with him doxing gators as a species beforehand: "I know whereabouts you reside - in swamps, marshes and lakes; sometimes in slow-moving rivers."

As long as there are callow, mentally fragile girls walking this world, there will be no shortage of assholes for him to thumb. He will not lose his opposable digit, but it is time to think of him as less of a man and more as a beast.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

I voted Dax, but I’ll write in a vote for his last true and honest ally, Mersh.

 

[The Big Dream]

'Finally spoken on him?' Nigga have you been living under a rock?

But to answer your question, a feud with May would be good. They'd both have tonnes of shit on each other.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Easily a tie between Boogie, Nick Fuentes, and Frank Hassle.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Michael Snyder cause I want to see him BTFO another exceptional from Virginia.

 

[thismanlies]

"Do you have any idea who the fuck I am? I'm the best in this sector!"

"No child, you're not."

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

I want episode two of Ethanol Ralph vs heart disease

 

[MeltyTW]

I want to see a pathetic one sided stalker feud with Tucker

 

[The Ancestor]

Stonetoss. One tweet or comic and Ralph will scream like a scorned ex for weeks