What foods do I need to eat, to shit-out this color

[PipTheAlchemist]

Supposedly, it's the "ugliest color in the world". I wanna make the retard janitor at my local gym vomit his fucking intestines out. He's really been pissing me off, lately. Would throw a dumbell at his fuckhead head, but I don't want any of the meatheads catching me assaulting the fucker and beating the shit out of me to satisfy their hero complex

 

[Wintersun]

Isn't that just the regular color of feces?

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Isn't that just the regular color of feces?

It's a specific shade of brown. I want that specific shade of brown to emerge from my ass

 

[Francesco Dellamorte]

It's right there in the label: a couch at 448 degrees Celsius

 

[Table Country]

@PipTheAlchemist But why?

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

@PipTheAlchemist But why?

To create vomit

 

[Table Country]

To create vomit

Why not just make your own? You don't have to use the janitor as a middle man. Too many unnecessary steps.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Why not just make your own? You don't have to use the janitor as a middle man. Too many unnecessary steps.

I want the janitor to be grossed-out and vomit, not me