What happened to the site?

[GratsTheat783]

I tried to go on the site before but for several hours it just showed a blank white page. I tried through tor and everything. What happened?

 

[Axiom.]

Null contracted jeet disease and slept through a DDOS attack.

 

[Jason Wynn]

See that story about that dude who ate 6 pounds of butter and cheese daily until he developed “cholesterol hands”?

That was our Joshy and it explains his vague “medical emergency “ post the other day too. Wish him a speedy recovery, kiwibros

 

[FailurePersonifiedV2]

Trannies noticed that Jersh had a something medical related come up and took the opportroonity to burn some of their ill gotten fiat to hurt you specifically.

Which is kind of fucked up

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

I find the site fairly consistently goes down for a time past midnight EST.

 

[Dasrite!!!!!]

Another retard DDosing attack. Or monthly maintenance companies do at the end of the month.

 

[Grayson Death Carlyle]

Another kiwi told me he sat on the server by mistake and it broke. He's probably right.

 

[dick brain]

Michael Janke

 

[We Are The Witches]

https://tg.josh.rs/

 

[soup peddler]

I'm glad to know this was a global thing. The fix happened to coincide exactly with when I sudo apt update and upgraded, so I was losing my mind wondering what happened

 

[Pagan Min]

What happened??? HAMSTERS!!! Hamsters, EVERYWHERE!!! It was pure CHAOS!!!

Ya see, the Kiwi Farms' website is being powered by hundreds and HUNDREDS of hamster wheels, all linked up to generators. Null's even got 'em trained to run on the wheels in shifts in order to make sure the power stays on! It's like he's the Hamster Whisperer or somethin'... Anyway, he forgot to make sure unionizing was prohibited, and before you knew it, the little fuckers were everywhere, marchin' around with little picket signs! "Null is unfair!", "Null loves processed cheese", and "Down with Null!" were just some of the signs seen during the protest.

Of course, after they started rioting (being influenced by Hamster Lives Matter, don't ya know), Null had to turn the hoses on 'em, but then all the server equipment got waterlogged... So, long story short, things went a little haywire...

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Destiny got another blow job.