What happens if I fart at the bottom of the Mariana trench?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Will I die?

 

[whothefuck]

it'll smell really bad

 

[A Welsh Cake]

Yeah, the bubbles would go up your intestines all the way to your brain. That’s why we don’t live down there.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Does the bubble stay together all the way up to the surface?

 

[Just A Butt]

science would happen

 

[Jason Wynn]

You complete the final part of the ritual that awakens Farthuluhu

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

What if the fart bubble is floating towards the surface and it hits some poor marine life on its way up? Like a fish or a shrimp or even a whale or squid? Is this the real reason for global warming?

 

[Dysnomia]

You complete the final part of the ritual that awakens Farthuluhu

Long may he reign.

 

[Barbussy Enjoyer]

It would be quite pungent, my dear.

 

[Chiribisco]

The fart might stay down there

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

if you can push a fart through 15,000+PSI you must have a fucking magical arsehole