What happens if I fart loudly in North Korea? - Would I go to a prison camp?

[Alex Hogendorp]

What would happen?

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

you would get executed for treason duh

 

[DDR Yoga]

You didn't think Otto Warmbier had stolen a poster, did you? Of course not. The dirty bastard dropped his dinner at Mt. Pektu.

 

[CowPox]

The same thing that would happen if you did it in canada or brazil, half a cup of nigger semen would blast out of your rectum etc.

 

[Juhlonduss]

Kim Jong Il will rise from his grave to personally conglaturate you on your amazing performance before asking you to do it again. If you cannot rip an even louder fart, he pulls off your nipples and chews them like bubble gum while you bleed out. Almost happened to Dennis Rodman once, but that nigger's fart game is better than his rebound game in the 90s, so he became a national treasure.

 

[Beautiful Border]

In the real world: Nothing.
If you believe media outlets receiving funding from the National Endowment for Democracy: You, three generations of your family, your friends, three generations of all their families, and your pets are killed, brought back to life, and then killed again