What happens if you eat Easy Mac and take a dump at the same time?

[The Curmudgeon]

Would anyone like to try?

 

[Furret]

My dad was a scientist, and he tried this in late 1997.

We never heard from him again.

 

[Pargon]

 

[Tleilaxian]

If you're able to eat easy-mac at the same speed you're shitting it out, you should be able to eventually pass one long unbroken continuous turd composed entirely of easy-mac.

 

[The Curmudgeon]

My dad was a scientist, and he tried this in late 1997.

We never heard from him again.

He was a brave man!

If you're able to eat easy-mac at the same speed you're shitting it out, you should be able to eventually pass one long unbroken continuous turd composed entirely of easy-mac.

Think it could be repacked and resold?